Kwame Kilpatrick Waves Goodbye to Denver Dreams

  • Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, facing perjury charges in one case and assault charges in another, has been ordered to remain in Detroit instead of attending the Democratic convention. He tried to argue that his presence was really important to the Democratic party, but if Obama doesn't feel it's necessary to play…
  • » 8/14/08 6:30pm 8/14/08 6:30pm

Who Knows Things? John McCain Knows Things!

  • John McCain told a crowd that the "people who decide these things" told him there would be 2-3 Supreme Court vacancies soon. Of course, those are lifetime appointments, so it's either that McCain's in contact with Death or he's forgotten one of the fundamentals of the third branch of our democracy. [HuffPo]
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  • » 8/12/08 6:30pm 8/12/08 6:30pm

Raise Your Hand, John Edwards, If You're Sure That This Is The End

Olympics? What Olympics? For political watchers, the possible end of the political career of former Senator/Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards, most recently on Democrats' wish list as Attorney General in an Obama Administration, is the functional equivalent of the Olympics. So although one of us was on a little… » 8/11/08 10:00am 8/11/08 10:00am

Vanity Fair And The New Yorker Expose The Clandestine Operations That…

Hola, patriots! We have a treat for you today at Crappy Hour: we read two really long stories for you, Gail Sheehy's first rough draft of the demise of Hillaryland in Vanity Fair and Seymour Hersh's investig-planation of what exactly your tax dollars are doing in Iran. And oh my goodness, the stuff we knew that we… » 7/01/08 10:30am 7/01/08 10:30am

Bureaucracy Comes For Us All, Gitmo Or No

Moe is stuck in bureaucratic hell this morning, so who in the world am I going to call at 9:30 to help me write Crappy Hour? That's right, it's the Megan and Spencer Windy Attackerman show this morning, as we bring you more delicious detainee rights goodness, with a side of hate for Doug Feith, John Yoo, Robert Mugabe… » 6/13/08 10:30am 6/13/08 10:30am

Bitterroot, Or How We Came To Discuss Charlie Black And Mark Penn

Moe's off having a coughing fit and "enjoying" the side effects of DayQuil, so it's up to me to introduce you to one of John McCain's top advisors Charlie Black, aka, The Man Who Can't Be Fired. God, I want to be this guy, and not just because I keep getting fired. He can fuck up, he can have a negative story… » 6/03/08 10:00am 6/03/08 10:00am

The "And You Thought Yesterday Was Bad" Edition

Hillary Clinton Paid $10 Million For This Dude And Obama Got Samantha…

Never thought I'd say this but: I missed crapping out the Crappy Hour. Amateur hack punditry is an addiction, an addiction that will eventually kill us all, and let me tell you, not being able to glibly offer congratz to the Clintons for earning more than $100 million in the past seven years, or new Merrill Lynch CEO… » 4/07/08 10:00am 4/07/08 10:00am

MLK Flip-Flopper John McCain Gets Booed In Memphis

  • The McCain strategist who thought it was a brilliant idea to have him give a speech at the Lorraine Motel on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King's assassination to apologize for having voted against MLK Day should probably not keep his job. [CBS News]
  • The advance staffer who gave the world the image of an …
  • » 4/04/08 6:30pm 4/04/08 6:30pm

John McCain's Speeches Suck; Samantha Power Is The Comeback Kid

This was one of those days where, a little hungover, I totally wanted to talk about important stuff like the teenage stripper or how the crappy Mark Penn might have finally done something that Hillary will be forced to fire him over or even racism in Pennsylvania, but Moe was away and I was all like, oh, dammit, I… » 4/04/08 10:00am 4/04/08 10:00am

Broke Hillary Fires Loyal Hill Force One Captain Patti Solis Doyle

Oh Patti Solis Doyle, we hardly knew ya! Maybe it is just that you resemble Rachael Ray, but even though your job running the Clinton campaign was surely tortuous, you always seemed so sunny and approachable. Unlike your boss's husband, we really did have a soft spot for you. But while you were masterminding such… » 2/11/08 10:00am 2/11/08 10:00am