Caption This: Actress/television host Maria Menounos poses for a picture with a 2015 Mercedes-Benz C-Class featuring an exclusive design by Luli Fama in Miami Beach, Florida.

Last night at the 65th annual Emmy Awards, there were plenty of nice, safe, beautiful gowns… But the red carpet also saw a few ugly dresses and ill-conceived ensembles. Let's just jump right in, shall we?

Downtown mainstay, (excellent) actress and sartorial pioneer Chloë Sevigny hates to sound like an old fuddy-duddy, but she really wants you to pull your tiny denim shorts out of your crack and study for your SATs.

Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…

Last night at the Elle Women in Television Celebration held at Soho House in West Hollywood, the fashion was all over the place: Formal black feathers, vivid yellow fringe, a shiny metallic short suit. While many of the awesome ladies in attendance looked great, there were, as always a few misfires. Let's take a look.

Uuuuuuuugh, Loooooohan stoooooop!!! In the immediate aftermath of the crash that totaled her Porsche on PCH last Friday, Lindsay Lohan apparently told police officers that it was her assistant who rear-ended the 18-wheeler. "It's a crime to provide false info to a police officer," says TMZ. "In addition, lying to…

What event could bring together Steven Tyler, Ellen Pompeo, Jenna Ushkowitz, Dustin Hoffman and Ciara? Why, the 2011 NBA All-Star Game — a master-class in magenta-carpet style.

Rachel Zoe! Paz de la Huerta! Kiernan "Sally Draper" Shipka! If the turnout and the bombshell fashions are any indication, we hope Elle's Inaugural Women In Television Celebratory Dinner will become an annual tradition!

The Sundance Film Festival now includes an annual ping-pong tournament "to keep the cool kids warm in the snow." But some cool kids/celebrities would rather play the game than watch, as these pics prove. Let's read their minds together!

It's early days at Sundance, and as usual we're seeing the unique mix of stars, winter-wear, and inappropriate sexiness!

• Unsolicited Uterus Update: Lizzie McGuire is knocked up!

What is it the ads say? "The Boys Are Back?" Yeah. That. Specifically, at Paramount Studios, surrounded by costars and, yes, entourage:

Yes, it was on Friday, but we couldn't bear to not bring you to the 2010 Barnstable-Brown gala in Louisville, Kentucky, where the stars went on a (julep-fueled?) Derby fashion spree.

• Someone claiming he co-starred with Corey Haim in the 1985 NBC Movie of the Week A Time To Live is selling Corey's belongings, including gym shorts and t-shirts, on eBay because the Haim family can't afford the funeral.

I was sort of curious to see what the turnout for Mel Gibson's comeback, Edge Of Darkness, would be like. And? Jodie Foster, Jonas brothers, and a lot of little black dresses:

[Beverly Hills, January 17. Image via Getty.]

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation & Viacom's "Get Schooled" Initiative launch at L.A.'s Paramount Studios brought out Heidi and Seal, Malin and Morgan, and, I'll just say it, the worst pair of shoes I've ever seen .

Quentin Tarantino's already complaining that Inglourious Basterds is misunderstood. And I may be misunderstanding the bizarre clothes at its Grauman's Chinese Theatre premiere. (But I don't think so.)