March Madness Sweet 16: You People Are Monsters 

Sports: holy shit, right? But the on-court drama of the NCAA men's and women's basketball tournaments couldn't possibly match the onscreen drama of this made up tournament between the forces of the internet and the forces of reality, this clash between what is social and what is antisocial. What will prevail? It's up… » 3/24/15 4:30pm Tuesday 4:30pm

March Madness: Can Anything Beat Getting Punched In The Face?  

It's Day 3 of Jezebel's March Madness competition, Internet vs. IRL, blue pills vs. red pills, hack attacks vs. shark attacks, etc. etc. As always, vote for the teams that you like best, the ones that make your heart twerk with glee, the ones that make your body say: "Yas." » 3/20/15 1:10pm 3/20/15 1:10pm

March Madness: Free Porn, Seamless and Eggplant Friday Give 110%

Jezebel's March Madness 2015: Internet vs. IRL Starts NOW!

Get ready to start using that sexy little brain of yours, because March Madness 2015: Internet vs. IRL is about to commence. I'm your host, the very cool and knowledgeable one who didn't really get how brackets worked until today. » 3/18/15 11:30am 3/18/15 11:30am

Ashley Judd Is Pressing Charges Against March Madness Twitter Trolls

Insurgent star and longtime University of Kentucky basketball fan Ashley Judd received some ugly March Madness-themed Twitter backlash during Sunday's SEC Tournament championship game. » 3/17/15 12:20pm 3/17/15 12:20pm

Jezebel's Hosting a March Madness Reading And You're All Invited

Next Tuesday, March 10th, Jezebel is hosting its first reading at The Bell House in Brooklyn. The topic: March Madness. The lineup: completely stacked. » 3/06/15 3:52pm 3/06/15 3:52pm

Your Lunchtime Cry: 8-Year-Old Superfan Lacey Holsworth Is Dead

Sad update: Lacey “Princess” Holsworth, who jumped into our hearts during March Madness through her friendship with Michigan State baller Adreian Payne has died. » 4/09/14 12:00pm 4/09/14 12:00pm

And the Winner of March Madness: Drugs Vs. Alcohol Is...

Caffeine? CAFFEINE?! You people had a world's worth of drugs and booze to vote from and you ended up choosing the most legal and readily accessible of them all? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. » 3/31/14 4:50pm 3/31/14 4:50pm

March Madness Drugs vs. Alcohol Ends With Caffeine vs. Bubbly

It all comes down to this. Drugs vs. Alcohol. Caffeine vs. Champagne. Whereas all men must die, one March Madness competitor can live forever as the God of Inebriation. Your vote decides which will be remembered (and forgotten) as the substance that tried and failed and which will achieve immortality in our hearts and… » 3/28/14 5:15pm 3/28/14 5:15pm

March Madness Final Four: Weed, Caffeine, Champers and Vodka

Booze hounds and dope fiends, we have arrived at the March Madness: Drugs vs. Alcohol Final Four and soon — within mere days — this violent, furious competition will come to a close with only one winner. Looks like we've come to the eeeeeend of the roooooad and still I can't let these drugs and alcohols go. » 3/27/14 6:00pm 3/27/14 6:00pm

Your Morning Cry: Meet March Madness Star 8-Year-Old Lacey Holsworth

They’re unlikely friends, but Michigan State hoop star Adreian Payne and eight-year-old Lacey Holsworth are the cutest thing you’ll see today. During a charitable hospital visit two years ago with his college basketball team, Payne met the little girl who is fighting nerve cancer and was struck by her optimism… » 3/27/14 10:40am 3/27/14 10:40am

March Madness Drugs Vs. Alcohol: Don't Hate the Elite Eight

March Madness: Let's Blow Some Rails at Boone's Farm

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY! We've reached the end of the top 32, which means next week we'll be knee deep in the Sweet Sixteen! How time flies! Now, like they do in the Hunger Games, let us honor our fallen tributes. » 3/21/14 4:45pm 3/21/14 4:45pm

March Madness: It's Time for Purple Drank and Vodka Tampons

It's only day three of Jezebel's March Madness: Drugs vs. Alcohol and some of the races are already tight tight tight! Yesterday, Gin knocked Rum out of the running by a slim 131 votes! In this case, I'm sad to say that "close" earns you a big fat nothing. Sorry, Rum. We'll catch up with you in mojito season. » 3/19/14 5:35pm 3/19/14 5:35pm

March Madness: Which Wins in the Battle of Red Wine vs. White Wine?

March Madness marches on! Today we have some really interesting games. Are you into Quaaludes? Bath Salts? Jack Daniels? Red Wine? You've come to the right place. » 3/18/14 5:30pm 3/18/14 5:30pm