I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Tell the Tale
I typed the obligatory "Why do you have to poop so much after you run?" search into Google and more than three million results popped up.
Run! Polish Meat Market Had A Sunday Special On Legs and Thighs
Polish Meat Market had a special on legs and thighs yesterday morning.
Anatomy of the Perfect Workout Playlist
On Sunday, I'll be joining 45,000 other idiots in running the Chicago Marathon. In the months leading up to the Big Day, I've woken up early every Saturday to lace up my shoes, struggle into a sports bra and what can best be described as "running spanx", chug water and a few energy cubes, pop my headphones into my…
Celebrities React to the Tragedy in Boston
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Today, obviously, is completely awful, and celebrity news seems like the most frivolous shit ever right now. But, for the sake of routine, here it is. New Kid on the Block Joey McIntyre ran in the Boston marathon today—he says he finished about five minutes before the explosion. Also in the race was Survivor winner …
Explosions At The Boston Marathon; 3 Dead, Scores Injured
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Minutes after two bombs exploded near the finish line of the Boston Marathon at 2:50 p.m., reports started rolling in. We began this post soon after, with chronological updates continuing through the evening. Some photos might be graphic.
Marathon Runners Head to Staten Island to Help
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Enjoy a picture of marathon runners doing something practical and useful for a change. From Gawker:
NYC Marathon Is So Off
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New York City Marathon has been officially cancelled, according to NBC. No word on a reschedule date.
City Urges Hurricane Victims to Get Over It Because We've Got A…
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The New York City Marathon is the largest in the world. This year, 47,000 people registered for the race. But, snag: Hurricane Sandy rolled into town, wreaking havoc, killing dozens, knocking out power, and pushing entire neighborhoods out of their homes. And rather than cancel the race and divert resources to…
Pull Up a Perch and Relax for the Last Day of Olympic Fun
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LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 12: Japan fans watch as competitors take part in the men's Marathon during Day 16 of the London 2012 Olympic Games on August 12, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
Let's Celebrate the World's Athletes with an Olympic Gif Party
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The London Olympics are wrapping up on Sunday, after 16 days of competition, crying during national anthems, and ill-conceived grill flashing. Let's relive some of the game's most memorable moments with the artistic medium du jour, the gif.
On July 27th — we were all so innocent then — the XXX Olympiad kicked off…Guor Marial Is the Running Man Without a Country and That’s Kind of…
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South Sudanese refugee Guor Marial got some news a little more than a week ago that only a gifted athlete with the will to compete would think is awesome — the International Olympic Committee would let him run 26.2 miles as an independent participant under the Olympic flag. That's, you know, cool if you like to run,…
Marathons in Austria Are Inspired by Mario Kart
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Leichtathletik, Vienna City Marathon, Sonntag, with bananas. Foto: Hans Punz/dapd
Couple Gets Married While Running The New York City Marathon
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For most people, finishing a marathon is accomplishment enough, but for one couple running today's New York City Marathon, the bigger deal was getting married while on the move. Mary and Raymond Donaldson tied the knot at mile 22 and then went on to finish the race—or should we call it the Marry-thon. The fact that…
The Thighs Runneth Over
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The men's leaders in the New York City Marathon cross the Pulaski Bridge running toward the borough of Queens on Sunday, Nov. 6, 2011, in New York. The winner, Geoffrey Mutai, of Kenya, is at center rear, in green. (AP Photo/Kathy Kmonicek)
Firehiwot Dado Of Ethiopia Wins NYC Marathon
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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 06: Firehiwot Dado of Ethiopia celebrates with Buzunesh Deba of Ethiopia after finishing in first and second place in the Women's Division of the 42nd ING New York City Marathon in Central Park on November 6, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images)
Why Women Runners Are Punk Rock
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In 1961, Julia Chase-Brand was a 19-year-old sophomore at Smith College when she did the unthinkable: register to run a 4.75 mile road race alongside men. She was met with derision, condescension, and paternal concern from the public. Running for longer than half a mile, after all, would be detrimental to her…
Fast And Relentless Wins The Race
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Chunxiu Zhou of China wins Gold in the Woman's Marathon at Triathlon Venue during day fifteen of the 16th Asian Games. (Photo by Hannah Johnston/Getty Images)
A Call to Arms (And Abs, Quads, Calves, and Shoulders)
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I bought a women's fitness magazine the other day and almost every page equated fitness with losing weight. Get bikini ready in seven days! Lose 12 pounds by tomorrow by doing these three exercises! Hungry? Eat seven almonds! Fuck that.
Debut Lady Runners Make Strong Showing At New York City Marathon
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American Shalane Flanagan and Kenyan Mary Keitany ran their first marathons today, and the two women were able to finish in second and third place, respectively. But did you know that until fairly recently, women weren't allowed to run marathons?
Embracing Victory
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[New York, November 7: Edna Kiplagat hugs Mary Keitany after the 41st ING New York City Marathon on November 7, 2010 in New York City. Kiplagat earned first place, Keitany earned third place. Image via Getty]