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Lena Dunham Speaketh the Truth: Talking About Your Dog in Polite Company Is Just Bad Manners

When Lena Dunham's new advice book/memoir/diary finally reaches the masses, it will most likely serve as a handbook for modern living. Everyone will finally get an uninhibited glimpse into the mind of Lena Dunham. What does she eat when it's cold? When it's hot? Does she have a special name for those rubber shoes old…

How to Use a Public or Shared Restroom Since It's Pretty Clear You Don't Have a Goddamn Clue

Don't you just love modern conveniences? Drunken nights and certain New York neighborhoods aside, for the most part, we have progressed past pissing and shitting in the street. The toilet and the sewer system! A thing of beauty. Neat, quick, clean disposal of the excrement and detritus human existence is plagued by.…

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