Staten Island Very Upset About Woman Being Walked on Leash at the Mall

There’s no word on whether the below couple enjoying a nice walk through the mall together are doing some sort of art project or participating in something sexual, but concerned folks in Staten Island are shaking their heads at the photo of a man walking a woman on a leash. The shot, which was snapped on Saturday, has… »5/21/15 4:00pm5/21/15 4:00pm

Everyone Freak Out: Creepy Bionic Mannequins Are Watching You Shop

I've always distrusted mannequins. Sure, it may be slightly irrational to be wary of an inanimate object, but I've long suspected those uncannily flexible bone-white bitches were watching me with those empty, expressionless eyes. Now, my nonsensical neuroses have been confirmed, in spades: some retailers are using… »11/20/12 4:50pm11/20/12 4:50pm

So Claire's Is Hawking A Pretty Phallic Cell Phone Charm

An intrepid tipster (thanks, Jen!) has alerted us to one particular item in Claire's, that shopping-mall bastion of cheapo headbands and Best Friend necklaces favored by Youngs across America. Top your cell phone with this adorable mustache charm, suggests the description for this rather familiar-shaped charm. Look… »10/27/12 2:00pm10/27/12 2:00pm

Construction Sign Explains Workers' Whistling and Cat-Calling: It's 'Cause You Look Gooooood

Don't you just feel so bad for all those construction workers out there who can't help but sexually harass the pretty ladies that walk by? Be real: how do you expect them to react when you look so awesome? It's not like they should keep their thoughts to themselves, especially at a mall; think of all the sexy teenage… »6/18/12 11:10am6/18/12 11:10am

No, Abercrombie Isn't Selling 'N***** Brown' Pants

We received multiple tips today with links to an online store that calls itself the Abercrombie & Fitch Outlet, to a product in the store called "N***** Brown Pants." Using a racial slur as a youthful, carefree, and edgy touch in a product name would be a totally fucked up, racist thing for Abercrombie to do — if the… »3/22/12 4:45pm3/22/12 4:45pm