On Not Feeling Bad That "The Hills" Are Burning

UPDATE: Upon further reflection I deemed the post that follows to be a victim of premature-meta oversnark and apologized to California here, because we are all about good vibes at Jezebel.
Whoever told that poet the world might end in fire never watched Heidi Montag valiantly wielding Spencer Pratt's hose. Did you… » 10/23/07 10:00am 10/23/07 10:00am

The Unexpected Intrigue (And Totally Expected Banality) Of 'The Starter…

Unless you've been living in a cave, there has been no safe place from the unrelenting promos for USA Network miniseries The Starter Wife (brought to you by Ponds! In case you haven't heard!). And, just as we read the tabs so you don't have to, we watched all two hours of last night's premiere installment of this… » 6/01/07 5:24pm 6/01/07 5:24pm