Obama Will Not Speak at Malia’s Graduation Because He Is ‘Going to Cry’

During a lunch in Detroit on Wednesday, President Obama told guests he refused a request to speak at his daughter Malia’s high school graduation because he’ll be too busy crying. “Malia’s school asked if I wanted to speak at commencement and I said no,” the president explained. “I’m going to be wearing dark glasses…

Brown U. Students to Party Girl Malia Obama: Sorry for Narcing You Out, Please Come Here Anyway

The Brown University student newspaper, the Daily Herald, is very sorry that Brown students shared photos of 17-year-old Malia Obama in the general vicinity of a pyramid of red Solo cups that may or may not have been used for beer pong (which the First Daughter may or may not have been playing).


New Joey Bada$$ Video Confronts Police Brutality Against Black People

Joey Bada$$, Malia Obama's favorite rapper, released a new clip "Like Me" featuring BJ the Chicago Kid that goes beyond the usual chick track, where rappers try to bring the ladies to the table. Instead of just a love story, Bada$$ touches on the Black Lives Matter movement when police cut him down for being in the…