Smell that? It's the pile of crap we're currently bearing down upon—otherwise known as an election year. And the bottle fly of the day is Mike Huckabee, who just doesn't understand how the Obamas, "exemplary parents in many ways," can expose their daughters to the walking scandal that is Beyonce. » 1/13/15 2:15pm 1/13/15 2:15pm

Malia Obama, Known Teen, has been up to her USUAL SHIT: a selfie of the eldest Obama daughter wearing a Pro Era tee has surfaced (Gawker has more details about the photo's origins here), and everybody is mostly like, "good for Joey Bada$$." » 1/05/15 2:20pm 1/05/15 2:20pm

Elizabeth Lauten, the Republican Congressional staffer who over the weekend found herself in hot water over comments she made about the Obama girls looking like bar floozies with bad attitudes, has announced today that she's resigning. » 12/01/14 10:10am 12/01/14 10:10am

In what must have been a security nightmare for the Secret Service, Malia Obama attended the Lollapalooza music festival this weekend in Chicago. » 8/04/14 1:30pm 8/04/14 1:30pm

As celebrity goes, you can't get much bigger than Beyoncé or the Obamas. So it stands to reason that when the Obamas attend a Beyoncé concert, minds are blown. » 7/25/14 6:00pm 7/25/14 6:00pm

Happy Independence Day folks. Today is Malia Obama's 16th birthday! How American is that?! So Yanks and others who are celebrating with us: be safe tonight! Drink, grill, eat, and set off potentially illegal firecrackers, and celebrate the adoption of the Declaration of Independence/Will Smith's greatest movie to date… » 7/04/14 5:00pm 7/04/14 5:00pm

Today in they're-growing-up-so-fast, we find out that 15-year-old Malia Obama, daughter of President Barack Obama, recently attended her first prom. » 5/30/14 4:20pm 5/30/14 4:20pm

BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS OF COLUMBIA, WASHINGTON DC! First Daughter Malia Obama turns 16 on July 4th (omg) and will be obtaining her learner's permit and learning how to drive a car "under the supervision of Secret Service agents." » 5/22/14 1:00pm 5/22/14 1:00pm

Not only is Christmas way late for the Sasha and Malia Obama's godmother, Eleanor "Mama Kaye" Wilson, the Post Office sent her gift to a total stranger. » 1/02/14 6:10pm 1/02/14 6:10pm

President Obama has revealed that his teen daughters are just as terrifying as regular-non-President's-daughter teens, but unlike regular teens, Sasha and Malia Obama are, like, IRL friends with Beyonce. Maybe we should send that trio to the really tough diplomatic negotiations. » 12/18/13 7:45pm 12/18/13 7:45pm

The time has come, the walrus said, for Rihanna to put some grey streaks in her hair and call it #brrr. So she did. It looks cute, I think! Then she riffed on #brr for awhile: » 7/19/13 9:00am 7/19/13 9:00am

Matthew Boyle, a "reporter" at Breitbart.com, just yesterday penned an exclusive piece in which he abandons journalistic conventions as well as common decency by revealing the location of Sasha and Malia Obama's spring break. The first sentence of his article reads: "A source tipped Breitbart News off to the First… » 3/26/13 6:40pm 3/26/13 6:40pm

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw… » 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

Loyal Jezebel readers/ most people will have seen the charming NRA video which stays really classy by going after Obama's children and calling the President an "elitist hypocrite." Well, they released another video (because they are real auters of le cinema) in which they call Obama a "HYPOCRITE" again, for saying,… » 1/18/13 6:30pm 1/18/13 6:30pm

Last week, President Barack Obama and his family were in Hawaii for their annual Christmas vacation. Photographers captured several moments of POTUS during the trip, including a jaunt to a shave ice shop and a golf outing. Some vacation shots, like this one, are actually released by the White House itself. But when a… » 1/08/13 12:50pm 1/08/13 12:50pm

President Barack Obama, with daughters Sasha, left, and Malia, right, goes shopping at a small bookstore, One More Page, in Arlington, Va., Saturday, Nov. 24, 2012. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite) » 11/25/12 1:30pm 11/25/12 1:30pm

The First Daughters made a relatively rare public appearance this weekend, pre-storm, looking beautiful and grown up. » 10/31/12 11:50am 10/31/12 11:50am