Mike Huckabee Thinks Somebody Gives a Shit About His Beyoncé Opinions 

Smell that? It's the pile of crap we're currently bearing down upon—otherwise known as an election year. And the bottle fly of the day is Mike Huckabee, who just doesn't understand how the Obamas, "exemplary parents in many ways," can expose their daughters to the walking scandal that is Beyonce. » 1/13/15 2:15pm 1/13/15 2:15pm

Kendall Jenner's Thirst Levels Bring Rare Spark of Life to Her Eyes

These wax figures actually aren't, guys: As you may remember from that one time with Emma Watson and all the falling-in-love, that slim figure with the shaggy hair and the Charlotte Russe "Murder Mystery Beetlejuice" Collection blazer is the real-life Harry Styles, and the surprisingly animate figure in the center… » 12/03/14 10:30am 12/03/14 10:30am

Your July 4th Open Thread: Happy Sweet Sixteen Malia Obama!

Happy Independence Day folks. Today is Malia Obama's 16th birthday! How American is that?! So Yanks and others who are celebrating with us: be safe tonight! Drink, grill, eat, and set off potentially illegal firecrackers, and celebrate the adoption of the Declaration of Independence/Will Smith's greatest movie to date… » 7/04/14 5:00pm 7/04/14 5:00pm

Jerk Journalist Doesn't Give a Shit About Standards, Writes About Sasha…

Matthew Boyle, a "reporter" at Breitbart.com, just yesterday penned an exclusive piece in which he abandons journalistic conventions as well as common decency by revealing the location of Sasha and Malia Obama's spring break. The first sentence of his article reads: "A source tipped Breitbart News off to the First… » 3/26/13 6:40pm 3/26/13 6:40pm

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…

Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw… » 1/21/13 9:00am 1/21/13 9:00am

Why Did the NRA Say That Sasha and Malia Have 11 Armed School Guards?…

Loyal Jezebel readers/ most people will have seen the charming NRA video which stays really classy by going after Obama's children and calling the President an "elitist hypocrite." Well, they released another video (because they are real auters of le cinema) in which they call Obama a "HYPOCRITE" again, for saying,… » 1/18/13 6:30pm 1/18/13 6:30pm

The White House Doesn't Want Bikini-Body Obsessed World Leering at…

Last week, President Barack Obama and his family were in Hawaii for their annual Christmas vacation. Photographers captured several moments of POTUS during the trip, including a jaunt to a shave ice shop and a golf outing. Some vacation shots, like this one, are actually released by the White House itself. But when a… » 1/08/13 12:50pm 1/08/13 12:50pm