Maleficent Is Great, But It's a Fairy Tale -- So It Also Sucks

I fucking love magical shit. I love spells, monsters, castles, wisecracking animal sidekicks, forest glens, robes, curses, small flying women, and the healing power of love. INTO IT. So I went into Maleficent with medium hopes, despite the dismal failure of earlier fairy tale adaptations like Mirror, Mirror and Snow… » 5/30/14 1:20pm 5/30/14 1:20pm

Maleficent Cake is Crazy Realistic, Deeply Unsettling, Delicious

I have never in my day seen such a delectable and terrifying treat in my life. The Tattooed Bakers from London have taken the art of cakes to the next level with this amazingly realistic rendition of Angelina Jolie's character from the upcoming Maleficent movie. But these bakers have quite the repertoire of edibles… » 5/25/14 6:30pm 5/25/14 6:30pm

New Maleficent Trailer Features Lana Del Rey's 'Once Upon a Dream'

Disney dropped a bigger, better Maleficent trailer during the Grammys, this one featuring an atmospheric (or, if you're feeling less generous, droning) cover of "Once Upon a Dream" by none other than Lana Del Rey. She sounds like a old-timey gramophone abandoned in a forbidden forest. But it works! » 1/27/14 10:35am 1/27/14 10:35am

Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report

Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats… » 1/18/14 11:30am 1/18/14 11:30am

Disney's Misunderstood (?) Feminist (?) Icons (?), Drawn Lovingly

If Maleficent could've just kept that foolish girl asleep, and if Cruella de Vil had succeeded in making a luxe coat out of 101 puppy hides, what would the movie posters look like? We're pretty sure that artist Justin McTwisp got it right. These maniacal sociopaths would've dined on the corpses of their tasty enemies… » 10/01/12 2:20pm 10/01/12 2:20pm

You Can Superimpose Your Little Girl's Face Onto a Disney Princess for…

A few months ago, Disney Parks launched a nifty new feature as part of "Star Wars Weekends" that allowed guests to have their faces digitally captured and then transformed onto real life, three-dimensional Han Solo action figures "frozen" in carbonite and ready for purchase. Now, Disneyland is using the same… » 8/08/12 2:50pm 8/08/12 2:50pm