Fox’s new horror comedy Scream Queens is, as the title suggests, a sendup to the horror films that came before it, but that doesn’t mean that the show is solely paying tribute to the slasher genre. In fact, it looks like the entire mean teen movie pantheon is getting its due and last night’s trope victim was the teen… »
Whenever I wear makeup—which is nearly every day, even when I don’t leave the safe confines of my studio apartment and venture out into the world, because the Equal Rights Amendment never passed and the patriarchy still runs this bitch—I do so begrudgingly. »
NOTE 1: You’ll wanna wear a lower cut shirt for this look; the lines on your neck and collarbones really help sell the cel shade effect more than anything you do to your face. Plus, you can give yourself cartoon boobs!
This July I hopped on the Trans-Siberian Railway and traveled from China to Russia via train, with a few stops along the way. I got makeovers in malls in Beijing, Ulaanbaatar, and Moscow. The following details three makeovers from three wildly different cities, and also the progression of my bang growth over three… »
I'm not a very good spy. I was as stealthy as Maxwell Smart on this assignment, prying information from Las Vegas's makeup counter saleswomen on "what's on trend" and "what most women ask for." Many looked at me with pity. More than once, a woman with blue lipstick or purple eyebrows said to me "Giiirl, you need to… »
On paper I am inarguably average. 5'4", blonde (mostly, also unnaturally), size 12-14 depending on my yoga and champagne intake, blue allergen-prone eyes. »
Being an expat in Lebanon has its challenges, especially when you're pale, blonde and built like a boy. Bras rarely come in less than a C cup and hair colorists don't always know their way around shades of wheat and honey. But rather than fight it, I decided to finally embrace Beirut's beauty norms with a mall… »
Did you know the internet is just one big lie? A hoax. A fraud. A scam, I tell ya! You've probably suspected this, but I'm here to assure you every celebrity you follow on Instagram is using evil apps to make themselves look like they aren't even the same species as us. Today, I turn those apps on our staff. »
Move over Toddlers in Tiaras, there's a new grand supreme in town and it's about to put your Shirley Temple and Pretty Woman costumes to shame.
Parents Kids are seeking fame younger and younger these days and the hottest new star-making business is Toddlewood, a photography studio that turns kids into tiny versions of… »