Too Much, Girl: Ridiculous Mad Max Makeup You Can Only Wear in Private

Leaving the house is overrated. Sure, there are like, flowers, and friends, and fun things to do out there, but also you have to wear sunscreen, and spend money to do the fun things, and sometimes you have to talk to strangers when you don’t feel like it. And WORSE, you can’t always wear the exact outlandish amazing… » 5/27/15 5:10pm 5/27/15 5:10pm

Julianne's 24-Hour Product Diary

Last August, I found myself somewhat randomly having dinner in a rustic steakhouse at an off-the-strip hotel in Las Vegas with Erik Soto, global makeup artist for Kat Von D. As somebody at the next table stabbed a knife into a big hunk of meat—Soto was having salad—he advised me that a face should start with a clean… » 5/05/15 6:40pm 5/05/15 6:40pm

So, Apparently Lip Contouring Is a Thing (That We'll Never Do)

Have you heard of this lip contouring makeup technique? It’s obviously something that only exists on Instagram and not IRL because are you fucking kidding me? What if you want to kiss or eat or slob on some knob, you know? The jig will be up, immediately. Let us not bother actually trying this, but instead join… » 5/04/15 4:30pm 5/04/15 4:30pm

You Are Using 168 Chemicals On Your Body Daily

If you’re a human woman who regularly bathes and wears makeup, you are, as a result, slathering yourself in approximately 168 chemicals a day. Do you care? I’m not sure if I do. I mean, throw a couple more hundred chemicals in there and who knows? Maybe we’ll all become Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or whatever their… » 4/29/15 3:40pm 4/29/15 3:40pm