Julianne's 24-Hour Product Diary

Last August, I found myself somewhat randomly having dinner in a rustic steakhouse at an off-the-strip hotel in Las Vegas with Erik Soto, global makeup artist for Kat Von D. As somebody at the next table stabbed a knife into a big hunk of meat—Soto was having salad—he advised me that a face should start with a clean… » 5/05/15 6:40pm Yesterday 6:40pm

So, Apparently Lip Contouring Is a Thing (That We'll Never Do)

Have you heard of this lip contouring makeup technique? It’s obviously something that only exists on Instagram and not IRL because are you fucking kidding me? What if you want to kiss or eat or slob on some knob, you know? The jig will be up, immediately. Let us not bother actually trying this, but instead join… » 5/04/15 4:30pm Monday 4:30pm

You Are Using 168 Chemicals On Your Body Daily

If you’re a human woman who regularly bathes and wears makeup, you are, as a result, slathering yourself in approximately 168 chemicals a day. Do you care? I’m not sure if I do. I mean, throw a couple more hundred chemicals in there and who knows? Maybe we’ll all become Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or whatever their… » 4/29/15 3:40pm 4/29/15 3:40pm

Jubilee's 24-Hour Product Diary: What Does a Club DJ Wear to Work?

Let’s just start out by saying that my bathroom looks like a cosmetics counter exploded everywhere. This bathroom is inexplicable: I am usually in sweatpants and Nike slides, and I barely even wear make-up during the day, except for black liquid eyeliner which I have been wearing since before I could even drive a… » 4/22/15 5:02pm 4/22/15 5:02pm

Non-Melty Makeup for Gross Outdoor Music Fests in 25 Harrowing Steps

Went to Coachella, dudes, and this is what I did to my face. It's a lot! I apologize in advance, but as I've said before, I don't like looking extra-hideous next to perfect baby models hanging out in the VIP rose garden. The following is the amount of work it takes to just look regular-hideous. It's important to check… » 4/13/15 11:50am 4/13/15 11:50am