Major League Soccer Suspends Jagoff Who Insulted Female Fans

Simon Borg has been suspended from his employment with Major League Soccer after warning women that they should temper their futbol fandom lest they render themselves undateable and unattractive to men. » 5/02/12 4:20pm 5/02/12 4:20pm

Philadelphia-Area Soccer Fans Displeased With New Team Jerseys

Their new jerseys advertise the fact that Philadelphia's Major League Soccer team is now sponsored by Mexican baking giant Bimbo. I predict that Philadelphia Union jerseys will be popular hategifts this Valentine's Day. Send it to someone dumb! » 1/23/11 11:55am 1/23/11 11:55am