Magic 'Husband-Finding' Metal-Shard Sweater Probably Won’t Help You Find a Husband

Are you in the market for a husband, preferably one that is easily dazzled by shiny bits of metal/plastic? Are you also cold? If you answered, "Goddamn fucking right I am" to either of these questions, then you're in luck because there's still time to start a bidding war on a "Magic, Beaded, Husband-finding*, Sparkly… »9/04/12 11:50am9/04/12 11:50am