In today’s Tweet Beat, I really can’t with Madonna, Lea Michele jumps for joy and Hugh Jackman is a strong man.

Last week, L.A. Weekly published a profile by Art Tavana about pop musician Sky Ferreira, which largely focused on Tavana’s extremely edgy horniness. (Julianne explains it here.)

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—a couple as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40—are busy promoting their fake relationship new duet “Go Ahead and Break My Heart” at various award shows—but are they also paying Instagram influencers to promote the love of “Gwake” on social media?

In today’s Tweet Beat, I find Madonna’s thirst personally stressful, Rosie O’Donnell just got on the Lemonade train and for a nice change of pace, Mario Lopez hangs out with some nuns.

While on her way to meet up with singer-songwriter and BFF Jordyn Woods for a lunch date, Kylie Jenner wore an ensemble topped off with what I’m convinced is an actual hedgehog for a hat.

Jeremy Irons, a man who’s previously equated gay marriage to incest, spent a recent Guardian interview preaching about the mental and physical cost of abortion. Jeremy, my guy! Do us all a favor and shut your fucking cake hole, okay?

Reports of Madonna unraveling live on stage during her Rebel Heart Tour have probably been blown out of proportion, but the fact that she took time to Instagram at The Daily Mail is a little alarming.

On Thursday, Madonna accidentally tore the top off a female fan, exposing her breast to an Australian Rebel Heart tour audience—and the 17-year-old fan was like ‘Best night ever!’

It’s slightly surprising that Mama June Shannon of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo keeps clawing her way back into the limelight, but—heck—so long as she’s coming with tales of human remains found in her yard, I’m (momentarily) glad that she’s here.

Here’s a fun little Monday Madonna Story. In a recent interview, singer Rita Ora recounted the first time she met the pop legend, and it’s sort of a whopper. So read it. Memorize it. Tattoo the resulting mental image on your brain.

If your particular phobia is that of scary clowns (coulrophobia) then I urge you to back away from your computer or mobile phone and run, very quickly, the other way, because JESUS GOD: Madonna dressed up as a vintage British clown and riding around on a baby’s tricycle is marginally more terrifying than the guy who…

In today’s Tweet Beat, Zayn Malik finds inspiration, Madonna is a clown and god love Coco.

Sunday, after Rob Kardashian deleted every photo from his Instagram account and Blac Chyna posted a meme about a breakup, the entire world believed its best couple had broken up.

It’s been about two months since 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie ran away from Madonna (sort of) to move in with his father, Guy Ritchie, in London, and their custody battle appears to be nearing its end. TMZ reports the two parents “called into a New York custody hearing Wednesday afternoon” and that a judge gave them the…

Business is still booming at Patricia Field’s legendary Bowery boutique, despite the announcement, last December, that the red-haired downtown tastemaker/entrepreneur will be closing its doors at the end of February. “People want to shop here cause it’s over,” she says. A 4000-square-foot shrine to all things outré—a…

While introducing Boy George and the Culture Club at IHeartRadio’s sold out iHeart80s show in Los Angeles over the weekend, E!’s very own Mother of Dragons, Kris Jenner, was booed by what sounded like everyone in attendance. Or, you know, maybe everyone in attendance was screaming, “Boooooo-y George!”

Empire creator Lee Daniels has requested to have Sean Penn’s $10 million defamation lawsuit against him dismissed, calling it “bogus.”

During a concert in Nashville on Monday, Madonna declined a marriage proposal from an audience member, saying, “I’m looking for a husband, not a cunt. I already married a cunt” in reference to her ex husband and the father of her son, director Guy Ritchie.

The saga of Rocco Ritchie has not yet ended, and it might have something to do with the clashing parenting styles of Guy Ritchie and his ex-wife Madonna.

The last interesting thing Sean Penn did was get dumped by Charlize Theron, but there’s no need to worry about Penn, he seems to be over Theron and into El Chapo...or maybe Madonna, again.