Hell Screams As Marilyn Manson Proclaims Desire to Bone Madonna

Apologies for the emergency water flushing we will all need for our minds’ eyes after this, but Marilyn Manson, who was once nicknamed “Shit Eye” by Hunter S. Thompson, recently revealed his dream humping partner to be none other than Madonna. That’s good news for Drake. Manson will gladly take your place the next… » 5/09/15 6:00pm 5/09/15 6:00pm

Justin Bieber Was Put in Chokehold, Thrown Out of Drake's Coachella Set

For some, Coachella is about flower crowns , Steely Dads and the possibility of bumping into Nev Schulman at Alexa Chung’s pool party. For others (namely Justin Bieber), it’s about being denied entry into the Drake show, arguing with security and being lead from festival grounds in a chokehold. » 4/14/15 10:30am 4/14/15 10:30am

Madonna Kissed Drake and Drake Hated Just About Every Second Of It

During a performance of “Human Nature” last night at Coachella, Madonna approached Drake from behind, kissed him on the mouth, and kept kissing him on the mouth while everyone in the audience screamed for various reasons. Based on his behavior immediately before and after Madonna’s lips formed an airtight seal on his… » 4/13/15 9:00am 4/13/15 9:00am

Holy Shit Madonna Is So Bad at Stand-Up Comedy

Ohhhh no. Oh no oh no oh no. I would love to live in a world where this did not exist, some kind of alterna-universe where Madonna had people in her life who felt comfortable telling her hard truths, but there’s no escaping it—Madonna, who has already been depressing the hell out of me lately, did a stand-up routine… » 4/10/15 9:55am 4/10/15 9:55am