• Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]

• For the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, the magazine interviewed Karl Lagerfeld, speaking as Coco Chanel. In character, the Grand Teuton shared such idiotic reflections as: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." [FWD]

This Sony Cierge and The Richie-Madden Children's Foundation's "private cocktail event" to raise funds for UNICEF's Tap Project at L.A.'s My House was obviously a good cause...which required stars to wear their choicest douchenozzle togs!