New York Attorney General Investigating Barneys and Macy's for Racism

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman has launched investigations into the complaints about racial profiling at Barneys and Macy's; in the past week, four people have come forward and claimed that they were stopped and detained at the luxury department stores for, essentially, buying expensive things while not… » 10/29/13 11:40am 10/29/13 11:40am

Not to Be Out-Bigoted, Macy’s Joins Barneys in Profiling Scandal…

Allegations from two shoppers claiming Barneys employees saw that they were black and made the snap judgment that they therefore couldn’t really afford their expensive purchases have led to a whole shitstorm of bad PR for the fancy New York retailer, drawing calls from the Rev. Al Sharpton to boycott the store and… » 10/27/13 2:00pm 10/27/13 2:00pm

Macy's, Lord & Taylor to Open on Thanksgiving, Tryptophan be Damned

Thanksgiving is for being with family, stuffing yourself full of turkey and cranberries, watching cartoon characters float in a parade, and maybe enjoying the broadcast of violent sports. But this year, you'll be able to start your Christmas shopping even earlier: Some stores will be open on the holiday. » 10/15/13 12:40pm 10/15/13 12:40pm

Enraged Shoppers Demand that Macy's Fire Donald Trump for Being a…

More than 400,000 people have signed an online petition demanding that Macy's fire human ocarina Donald Trump from their ad campaign and remove his merchandise from their stores. Signers object to Trump's obsession with the "racially charged birther conspiracy" and his frequent calls for overthrow of the… » 11/12/12 8:25pm 11/12/12 8:25pm

Karl Lagerfeld's Gold-Splattered Olympic Collection Debuts Tonight

Tonight is the night: Karl Lagerfeld will personally unveil his Olympic-themed collection at Selfridges in London. Although the items celebrate the games, don't expect any sporty Spandex or ventilated mesh. A preview of the items reveals a motorcycle jacket flecked with gold, skinny jeans splattered with gold, and… » 7/24/12 12:20pm 7/24/12 12:20pm

And Here Is A Macy's Necklace That Resembles An Inflamed Vulva

Hey, dudes: Memorial Day, arguably the most romantic holiday of the year (although Arbor Day and International Tuba Day are also conducive to getting your fuck on), is fast approaching, and it is time for you to select a gift for the lady in your life. What better gift than this undeniably labial-looking Amazonian… » 5/19/12 2:00pm 5/19/12 2:00pm

The Dazzling Design Disaster That Is Fashion Star

In the first four minutes alone, Fashion Star, which premiered last night on NBC, proved to be an overproduced mess, with cheering, dancing, strobe lights, quick cuts, weird camera angles, throbbing music, pyrotechnics and forced applause. Not to mention shilling Elle McPherson's lingerie, like an infomercial. There… » 3/14/12 6:15pm 3/14/12 6:15pm

Macy's Thinks It Can Fuck With Martha Stewart

Macy's is suing Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia for breach of contract, following the announcement that the Martha Stewart brand of homewares would be sold exclusively at J.C. Penney following the expiration of her current exclusive Macy's contract. The Macy's deal was set to expire this year, freeing Martha to shill… » 1/24/12 12:55pm 1/24/12 12:55pm

Macy's Photoshops Boobs Onto Model, Then Changes Its Mind [Updated]

A tipster alerted us to some idiosyncratic Photoshopping in the current Macy's circular. A model appears in the same set of underwear on two different pages — but while in one shot she boasts some pretty impressive cleavage, in the other, her chest is smooth. Same bra. Same panties. Same model. Different boobs. » 12/19/11 7:20pm 12/19/11 7:20pm

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