Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…
In today's Tweet Beat, Ringo Starr loves women, John Green is grating and no, Macy Gray, I haven't.
In today's Tweet Beat, Macy Gray says what so many of us are thinking at modern art museums, Hayden Panettiere is a pregnant leopard—I think—and Amanda Bynes :(((.
Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.
At long last, Kim Kardashian has been dethroned as the highest-paid woman in TV; Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has whirlwinded in and dropped a house on her. Vergara, 40, has made roughly $19 million in the last 12 months on the show, a number that's padded by her K-Mart clothing line and Diet Pepsi endorsement,…
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T and his wife Coco tell their side of Ice's arrest this morning. Plus, celebs (and Lindsay!) joke about Lindsay going to jail.
We've all seen the preview: boy meets girl, girl has weird June Cleaver hair, boy is assassin, hilarity ensues. But how, you ask, was the preview at Hollywood's "ArcLight Cinema's Cinerama Dome?" About on a par with the preview!
- Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]
Today in Tweet Beat, Dina Lohan finally gets a (real) Twitter account, Dita Von Teese has an amazing(ly scary?) bedspread, and Soulja Boy loves the tattoo a fan got—and is sure to regret one day—in his honor.
- Between her responsibilities as a judge on American Idol and her daily daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres is "headed for a total breakdown" and "has cracked under the pressure," say friends.
- Peaches Geldof, the current face of British lingerie brand Ultimo's teen brand, may lose her contract over that little incident where she allegedly had a heroin-fueled one-night-stand with a dude named Ben who then told the Internet about it. [Sun]