Hayden Panettiere Continues to Battle Postpartum Depression
In today’s Tweet Beat, Hayden Panettiere is on the road to recovery, Kendra Wilkinson goes off see if you can spot Macy Gray!
Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him
Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…
Everyday Is Women's Day When You're Ringo Starr
In today's Tweet Beat, Ringo Starr loves women, John Green is grating and no, Macy Gray, I haven't.
Macy Gray Is Unimpressed With the Guggenheim
In today's Tweet Beat, Macy Gray says what so many of us are thinking at modern art museums, Hayden Panettiere is a pregnant leopard—I think—and Amanda Bynes :(((.
Even Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With the Kardashians Now
Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.
Sofia Vergara Sashays Past Kim Kardashian to Become Highest-Paid Lady on TV
At long last, Kim Kardashian has been dethroned as the highest-paid woman in TV; Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has whirlwinded in and dropped a house on her. Vergara, 40, has made roughly $19 million in the last 12 months on the show, a number that's padded by her K-Mart clothing line and Diet Pepsi endorsement,…
The Intense For Colored Girls Trailer
When we heard that Tyler Perry would be directing the film adaptation of award-winning play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf, we were skeptical. And we still are. But the trailer actually looks good.
Shannon Elizabeth Needs Help
Today in Tweet Beat, Shannon Elizabeth is having difficulty with a simple task. Plus, Eva Longoria touched Teri Hatcher's boob, and Teri liked it.
JWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of Jail
Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww is live Tweeting as she bails Snooki out of jail, Teri Hatcher is scary, and Lady Gaga is cooking.
Ice-T Tweets About Getting Arrested This Morning; Lindsay Jokes About Jail
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T and his wife Coco tell their side of Ice's arrest this morning. Plus, celebs (and Lindsay!) joke about Lindsay going to jail.
Adrianne Curry Likens Breastfeeding To "Pooping" & "Peeing"
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry is grossed out by public breastfeeding, Sherri Shepherd finally found a happy ending (at a massage parlor), and Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM was not activated by Kombucha, just so you know.
Worst Fears Are Confirmed At Killers Premiere
We've all seen the preview: boy meets girl, girl has weird June Cleaver hair, boy is assassin, hilarity ensues. But how, you ask, was the preview at Hollywood's "ArcLight Cinema's Cinerama Dome?" About on a par with the preview!
Catherine Zeta-Jones Not "Aesthetically Beautiful"; Charlotte Lewis Talks About What Polanski Did
- Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]
More Lohan Family Drama On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Dina Lohan finally gets a (real) Twitter account, Dita Von Teese has an amazing(ly scary?) bedspread, and Soulja Boy loves the tattoo a fan got—and is sure to regret one day—in his honor.
Michael Lohan Says Perez Hilton Is Likely To Get AIDS
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan shoots homophobic epithets toward Perez Hilton, after Perez posted Tweets from Michael claiming Lindsay contracted HIV. (Michael says his account was hacked.) Also, Jenna Jameson comments on her situation with Tito Ortiz.
Ellen DeGeneres Maybe Headed For A Breakdown; Little Evidence Against Heather Locklear
- Between her responsibilities as a judge on American Idol and her daily daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres is "headed for a total breakdown" and "has cracked under the pressure," say friends.
Macy's Day Parade
[Napa, April 11. Image via Getty]
Jen's Perfume Smells Like Childless Misery; Justin Bieber Grapples With McQueen's Death
- The inevitable Aniston perfume is, oddly, not titled Desperation and Loneliness but, instead, "Lola V" - which sounds like the name of a Hollywood baby. That she'll never have! [Life&Style]
- Celine Dion, meanwhile, presents yet another scent: "Pure Brilliance." [WWD]
Peaches' Modeling In Jeopardy For Heroin Allegations; Meet Aaron Eckhart, Fashion Photographer
- Peaches Geldof, the current face of British lingerie brand Ultimo's teen brand, may lose her contract over that little incident where she allegedly had a heroin-fueled one-night-stand with a dude named Ben who then told the Internet about it. [Sun]
Tyra Wants Suggestions; Snooki Is Hanging With Michael Cera
Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra wants to pick your brain for her evil plans, Snooki and Michael Cera are fist pumping, and Macy Gray uses weed to cure menstrual cramps.
