Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.

At long last, Kim Kardashian has been dethroned as the highest-paid woman in TV; Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara has whirlwinded in and dropped a house on her. Vergara, 40, has made roughly $19 million in the last 12 months on the show, a number that's padded by her K-Mart clothing line and Diet Pepsi endorsement,…

When we heard that Tyler Perry would be directing the film adaptation of award-winning play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf, we were skeptical. And we still are. But the trailer actually looks good.

Today in Tweet Beat, Shannon Elizabeth is having difficulty with a simple task. Plus, Eva Longoria touched Teri Hatcher's boob, and Teri liked it.

Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww is live Tweeting as she bails Snooki out of jail, Teri Hatcher is scary, and Lady Gaga is cooking.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T and his wife Coco tell their side of Ice's arrest this morning. Plus, celebs (and Lindsay!) joke about Lindsay going to jail.

Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry is grossed out by public breastfeeding, Sherri Shepherd finally found a happy ending (at a massage parlor), and Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM was not activated by Kombucha, just so you know.

We've all seen the preview: boy meets girl, girl has weird June Cleaver hair, boy is assassin, hilarity ensues. But how, you ask, was the preview at Hollywood's "ArcLight Cinema's Cinerama Dome?" About on a par with the preview!

• Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]

Today in Tweet Beat, Dina Lohan finally gets a (real) Twitter account, Dita Von Teese has an amazing(ly scary?) bedspread, and Soulja Boy loves the tattoo a fan got—and is sure to regret one day—in his honor.