Fellow word nerds, I've got some news that's sure to turn your pages! Toronto bookstore, The Monkey's Paw, recently added a machine that dispenses random old books to the tune of $2 a pop. How it works is, you walk up, give it two dollars, it does a magic spell, and out drops a vintage novel for you to take home,…

Holy shitsnacks. Ptak Science Books came across this crazy apparatus by accident, and from what we can gather, this was an actual proposed idea by a married couple named George and Charlotte Blonsky. Brace yourselves.