Bret Michaels Talking, "Doing Good" After Brain Hemorrhage; Lindsay Lohan "Dumped" From Film

- Wally Sychak, the father of Bret Michaels, says his son is "doing good" and is speaking after being rushed to the ICU with a massive brain hemorrhage last night:
Joy Behar Presents: Wonder Woman Vs. Birthers
Last night on The Joy Behar Show, dentist/lawyer/real estate agent/birther wackjob Orly Taitz displayed some showmanship and smiles along with her usual nonsense. But Lynda Carter, a.k.a. Wonder Woman, was not amused.
Coming Soon: Team Sparklevamp Capitalism!
- Twilight clothing is happening — it's only surprising it took so long. The duds go on sale at Nordstrom in October. Selina Khan, on the right, looks like she just doesn't care about Edward or Jacob, bless her heart. [People]
New Beckham/Armani Briefs Advertisement Debuts
- Before we tackle today's inevitable layoffs, liquidations and bankruptcies, look at David Beckham. Look at semi-naked David Beckham. In his very important new Emporio Armani ad. Why, good morning to you, Dave. [People]
The Plot Thickens: Gloria Steinem, Lynda Carter Endorse DVF Comic Book
- Deets on the Diane von Furstenberg comic book! "With 'Be the Wonder Woman You Can Be, Featuring the Adventures of Diva, Viva & Fifa,' the new comic book she authored, she doesn’t just turn herself into a bonafide superheroine, but offers inspiring tales about women and the life-empowering choices they face — all with…
Tara Reid's Not Getting Hitched; Amy Winehouse Remains A Hot Mess
- Tara Reid looks like she has no longer been ridden hard and put away wet! The former winner of Miss Hot Mess 2002-2007 is dating fashion executive Julien Jarmoune and apparently fending off marriage rumors. A pal of the couple says, "It looks like she's finally gotten her act together!" [E! Online, AHN]
- Someone who…
Fashion Victims: Paris Couture Week Brings Out The Megafans In France
When you think about it, going to a fashion show dressed head-to-toe in that designer's work is like going to a Yankee game in full pinstripes. Read: kinda lame. When you think about it even more, going to another continent to watch some women in conceptual clothing walk down a catwalk for fifteen minutes is weird,…
It's Hard Out There For A Heroine
Today's NY Times profiles Gail Simone, the former hairstylist who has become the first female "ongoing writer" of the Wonder Woman comic book series. Ms. Simone sees WW as a second-wave heroine, someone who stood for the burgeoning feminist movement in the 70, saying that the character is "just the best kind of…
Last week we posted a clip from former-Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's variety show (in which she wears Bob Mackie costume and sings a Kiss song), saying that we miss the genre and wish it would return. Well, some fairy queen has made our gay dream come true: Lynda will be opening her week-long Cabaret show in NYC…
We Wish Celebrity Variety Shows Would Come Back In Style
Apparently Lynda Carter had a variety show in like '79 or '80. Above is a clip from it in which she sings "I Was Made for Lovin' You" by Kiss. What's confusing is that we can't really tell if that's actually Kiss dancing with her or guys that just are made up to look like Kiss. Either way, Bob Mackie had to have…
Wonder Woman Ropes 'Lasso Of Truth' Around Hollywood's Starving Starlets
- Our preschool hero, Lynda Carter, tells the TV tabloid show Extra that she's sick of anorexic actresses. "These people are crazy. Any place else in the country besides New York and L.A. and they would be in a hospital." [Extra]
- Scientists are developing an IVF treatment that sounds like something out of the Minnesota…
