Rich Idiots Will Pay Nearly $30K a Night to Sleep in Luxury Hotels
Those darn wealthy people! It's like every time you see them, they're doing some ridiculous new thing like lighting a cigar with a $100 bill, buying their way onto lifeboats on the Titanic or tricking a rube into selling his oil-rich land for far less than it's worth. And this time's no different. Now, our world's…
Your Guide to Mindfulness, the Next Hot Luxury Marketing Trend
I'm of two minds about mindfulness. Sure, it's a great concept: Stop and smell the genetically modified blue roses every now and again, disconnect, focus on the moment and transcend the frenetic pace of existence. And yet, the idea of mindful living as THE hot marketing trend of 2014 threatens to take a perfectly nice…
Behold la Chatelaine, the Versatile Device for the No-Bullshit Crafter
What, pray tell, is this remarkably versatile piece of utilitarian jewelry? It’s a “chatelaine,” which bore all the accessories most useful to an extremely fancy woman living in the 19th century. They held all sorts of things, from whistles to thimble buckets, and the really well-made chatelaines were minor…
Chanel Kindly Offers To Sell You Cotton Balls for $20
Hey there, moneybags! Were you standing in your bathroom this morning, staring at the priceless antique jar you fill with cotton balls, thinking to yourself, "These little wads of cotton just aren't soft enough for my fine face. If only there was something more luxurious I could invest in"? Well, it's your lucky day!…
I Really Wanted To Hate Fashion's Night Out
"Luxury is not shopping," says Rem Koolhaas.
Marc Jacobs Dresses Up Like A Lady
- The cover of this magazine has been out for a while, but only the full spread reveals just how well Marc works a handbag. [Fashionologie]
- Trendy label Eleven Paris booked Zoe Kravitz and model Ash Stymest for its lookbook. [TLF]
Today In Expensive Shit: The Hermès Helicopter
Sorry, it's actually l'Hélicoptère par Hermès. Price: $10 million. It shuttles between downtown Tokyo and Narita airport for $700. One way. First or business class travelers might be able to ride for free. Scarf not included.
Rich Russian People Celebrate Their Super-Richness at "Millionaire's Fair"
Did you know that borscht tastes better when cooked in a diamond-encrusted saucepan? Or that luxury lingerie is sexier than regular lingerie? The Russians learned these lessons—and more!—at a "millionaire's fair" in Moscow. (Note: Your dog needs a new mink.)
$500 Socks Actually Aren't Woven From Unicorn Hair
Today in "expensive shit," we have Rodarte's new socks, which at $500 are the world's priciest hosiery. An openwork mix of mohair and alpaca, the socks are apparently "too delicate to wash." So you'll save on that.
"Super-Luxe" Items Are A Waste Of Time And Talent
Yawn. Another day, another £100,000 gold and diamond bespoke stiletto. We get it: You can make really expensive stuff. There are still some people left who are rich enough to buy it. So these diamond stilettos? They're already tired.
For $70K, This Mattress Had Better Contain Actual Live Sandman
At $69,500 the Vividus king-size from Hästens Sängar AB of Sweden is the world's most expensive known mattress. Big-spenders who shell out for the state-of-the-art engineering tend to "lie down for a long time," says a seller. [WSJ]
Lady Gaga Talks Music And Fashion; Plus-Size Models In French Marie Claire
- Lady Gaga spent two hours answering questions live online. "I need fashion for my music, and I need music for my fashion," she said. [SHOWStudio]
- That Gaga: Always destroying her Birkins. [Fashin]
Will 'The Yuck Factor' Sabotage Luxury?
Now that everybody's getting squeamish about luxury, where will we get our vicarious thrills?
Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
- Fur is necessary for "killing those beasts who would kill us if they could," says the world's creepiest man, Karl Lagerfeld. Then he tackles the real issue: the "zillions of the fat." [Telegraph]

