Men Are Really Excited Over Lululemon's "Anti-Ball Crushing" Pants 

Lululemon, hawker of overpriced yoga pants that pill because you're fat, hasn't been performing financially well as of late. Between a class action lawsuit and a strict return policy, Lululemon seems like a company that can't dig its way out of its problems. Indeed, they suffered an eight percent profit drop in the… » 3/28/15 1:45pm Saturday 1:45pm

Resellers Hope Idiots Will Pay $800 For Lululemon Shorts

Lululemon isn't just for yoga anymore. The athleisure (this is a word?) brand's clothing is quickly becoming less exercise wear and more a sign of a healthy and inspirational lifestyle —and with pieces being discontinued as quickly as they're coming on to the market, the brand's offerings are a reseller's dream. Now… » 3/13/15 1:50pm 3/13/15 1:50pm

Lululemon Founder Chip Wilson Leaves, Feels Like He's 'Been in Prison'

Dennis "Chip" Wilson, the Lululemon co-founder whose mouth poops offensive statements, announced Monday that he's stepping down from his board post at the overpriced yoga pants shrine that he and his wife built. In light of his exit, The New York Times spoke to the extremely Zen clothier for a lengthy profile, in… » 2/02/15 5:30pm 2/02/15 5:30pm

These $108 Lululemon Meditation Beads Seem Worth It

I feel relaxed even looking at that corporate logo! Lululemon, a brand of exercise wear notorious for attracting an extremely centered and meditative clientele, is selling $108 Practice Patience Mala Beads to "help focus the mind and set a mantra or intention in meditation, inspiring us to practice patience and… » 1/12/15 3:30pm 1/12/15 3:30pm

​Lululemon Partners Up with the Dalai Lama in Odd Charity Pact

Lululemon has announced a new charitable partnership with the Dalai Lama Center for Peace and Education, with plans to donate $750,000 over the next three years. Unsurprisingly, not everyone is as pleased as Lululemon is about this. But seriously, Lululemon: Official Sponsor of the Dalai Lama? » 10/25/14 2:45pm 10/25/14 2:45pm

Lululemon's Dude Customers Will Finally Have a Store of Their Own

Men, get ready for (more) exercise clothes because Lululemon really thinks you need some. So much so, the company is opening an entire store just for their male clientele … because they have so many? » 9/18/14 6:30pm 9/18/14 6:30pm

Lululemon Founder Chip Wilson Agrees to Back Off

Former Lululemon CEO and company founder Chip Wilson has struck a new deal with those currently running his stretchy pants empire: he's cutting his shares in half and selling them to Advent, a private equity company. In exchange, Wilson has promised not to fight the board over the direction they're taking the company… » 8/08/14 11:40am 8/08/14 11:40am

Lululemon's Patented Yoga Mat Has Been Deemed the Best There Is

Recently we noted Lululemon's desire to patent numerous clothing and equipment designs, including their yoga mat. Now said yoga mat has been given the stamp of approval by The Wirecutter, a website that reviews gadgets and products. » 7/29/14 4:00pm 7/29/14 4:00pm

Lululemon Foils Knock-Offs By Patenting Bras, Tank Tops and Shorts

Lululemon's ethos might be all about ~loving life~, but as we've learned, the way they run their brand is far more calculated. The company has patented 31 of their athletic clothing and gear designs and actively uses those patents to file lawsuits against competitors. » 7/23/14 11:40am 7/23/14 11:40am

Lululemon Triumphs In Creating Ugliest Running Outfit Ever

For anyone that has ever thought that what running has been missing is cutoff overalls, Lululemon has swooped in to corner the market. » 7/02/14 1:05pm 7/02/14 1:05pm

Lululemon Investors Blame Financial Woes on CEO's 'Dumpy' Body

Good to know that it isn't just Lululemon's customer base that's subject to snide fat-shaming and goofball body standards—it's also their leader! According to some intrepid New York Post reporting, multiple Lululemon shareholders are very concerned about CEO Laurent Potdevin's business acumen. And by that they mean… » 4/22/14 3:30pm 4/22/14 3:30pm

​Judge Issues Final Dismissals of Lululemon Lawsuits

The long, convoluted, and just plain awful battle between sheer leggings purveyor Lululemon and its shareholders has finally come to an unfulfilling end because apparently there's no real legal statue regarding being an asshole. Chicago Tribune reports that in the past week or so, US District Judge Katherine Forrest… » 4/20/14 12:30pm 4/20/14 12:30pm

Lululemon's Constant Nightmare Keeps Getting Worse

We should all send condolences in the form of deep yoga breaths to those dealing with Lululemon's social media platforms, because they're at the mercy of a company making one bad decision after the next. » 2/19/14 12:00pm 2/19/14 12:00pm

Luluman To Make Men's Yoga Pants Because God Either Loves Or Hates You

Lululemon, that store that gives you the opportunity to pay upwards of $90 to have strangers see your asscrack, is branching out into new asscrack demographics with vary different potentials for asscrack tragedy: men, and children. » 2/07/14 7:00pm 2/07/14 7:00pm

Founder of Lululemon Steps Down But They've Got a New CEO

Chip Wilson, the founder of Lululemon, has announced he's stepping down as chairman of the company. In good news, they've conveniently found a new CEO after their long search: Laurent Potdevin, previously of Toms Shoes. » 12/10/13 10:00am 12/10/13 10:00am

Lululemon Founder Sorry He Said Your Fat Body Was Fucking Up His Pants

Last week, the co-founders of Lululemon, Chip and Shannon Wilson, went on Bloomberg TV to promote their stretchy pants and stuff. Instead, they ended up promoting the fact that they don't know when to shut the fuck up. » 11/12/13 5:00pm 11/12/13 5:00pm

Founders of Lulelemon Say It's Your Body's Fault If Their Pants Pill

The cult of Lululemon took a hit earlier this year when they had to recall some of their pants because they were making people look far too naked on the streets. Since then, they've lost money and tried to find a new CEO, and last week, Business Insider reported that customers were complaining about the special… » 11/06/13 5:09pm 11/06/13 5:09pm

I'm a Size 18 Yogi, and Lululemon Can Kiss My Fat Ass

Lululemon, like many major retailers before them, likes to pretend that a size 4 is the size of the average woman in the United States. Despite much evidence to the contrary, they cater their overpriced wares to an America that doesn't exist, and have no desire to change their dumb-ass ways. Therefore, I meant what I… » 8/01/13 11:10am 8/01/13 11:10am

Help Wanted: Lululemon Seeks CEO Who Voted for Pedro, Does Headstands

Lululemon has posted a Help Wanted ad to replace departing C.E.O. Christine Day. It reads kind of like it was written by a 12-year-old Redditor, if 12-year-old Redditors were really into yoga. The new C.E.O., or "head boss person," must possess a variety of personal qualities. These include the ability to "communicate… » 6/14/13 6:45pm 6/14/13 6:45pm