In this edition of Tweet Beat, Xena: Warrior Princess doesn't give a fuck, Anna Kendrick wonders at how we'll humiliate children without the glamour shot, Nathan Fillion questions our need to shit on everything and Ryan Lochte speaks in his secret language.

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how that'll…

It seems the bidding wars for Casey Anthony's story have come to a temporary end.

• Lindsay Lohan had a deposition scheduled today for her lawsuit over allegedly hijacking an SUV with three men and a bag of cocaine inside. Linds showed up an hour and a half late, then left without exiting her car.

• Last night Lindsay Lohan was blocked from entering a Victoria's Secret party at a club in L.A. "As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her," says an eyewitness.

• Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked Lindsay Lohan to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

Says Lucy Lawless, who chose not to wear one in Spartacus: Blood in the Sand: "It's a way of wearing pants when you don't have any hair." [NY Mag Vulture Blog]

[Los Angeles, January 4. Image via Bauer Griffin.]

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says: