Last Night's RHONY Included a Conversation About Blow Jobs and 'Eskimo Teeth'
The Real Housewives of New York is back with a new slew of terrible tag lines (including “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend; martinis are!” and “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar...and then they had me!”), proving once again that RHONY is not just the branch of the cherished franchise that we most want—it’s also…
Orlando Bloom Leaves Dance Floor Bloodied Because of 'Overzealous Head-Butting'
Orlando Bloom—who once swung a punch at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza—can’t stop getting bloodied up at foreign nightclubs. The actor recently left a dance floor with a bleeding forehead (a result of some good-natured head-butting) at Casa Violeta in Tulum, Mexico.
Last Night's RHONY Featured Countess LuAnn's Greatest Moment Ever
This season of the Real Housewives of New York has been fine. Bethanny cries a lot, Ramona is a messy single lady and Sonja is constantly intoxicated—nothing groundbreaking. But Tuesday night’s episode brought us the most teased-about scene of the season: the “uncool” heard ‘round the Upper East Side.
Here Is Countess LuAnn's Hot Single 'Girl Code (Don't Be So Uncool)'
LuAnn de Lesseps, peevish High Matron of the Real Housewives of New York franchise, finally premiered her long-awaited third single, “Girl Code (Don’t Be So Uncool),” on Watch What Happens Live.
Shade Court: Groupon Strikes, Cougar Fights, and Showrunner Shade
Hello all you devout seekers of shade-justice, Shade Court is back in session. Your honor had to take a brief recess because dealing with all these affronts to the sanctity of shade is hard on a girl. I would apologize for my absence, but it is my supreme belief that no one should ever apologize for lying on a beach.…
Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail
Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for anger issues (as well as recently diagnosed Bipolar and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and was said to be cooperating and progressing. But yesterday, Brown was discharged from the treatment facility in…
Ready-For-Prime-Time Fashion At The TV Land Awards
Yes, the TV Land Awards have been going on for 9 years already. And the attendees are old hands.
Reese Witherspoon's Career Highlight Involves An Elephant
- Though she has acted alongside respected thespians such as Joaquin Phoenix, James Purefoy and Luke Wilson, working with a pachyderm for Water For Elephants was "one of the best experiences of my career," says Reese Witherspoon.
Housewives Reunion: The Truth Behind Kelly's Meltdown
On last night's third and final installment of the RHONYC reunion, viewers were served a heaping portion of Kelly Bensimon's word salad. Yet, her distorted perceptions, half-thoughts, and contradictory statements make perfect sense to her in "Kelly Land."
Real Housewives Reunion: Systematic Bullshit
Last night, on part two of the RHONYC reunion, the group finally approached perhaps the most anticipated topic: Kelly's Caribbean Crazytime. Despite the fact that cameras caught her erratic—and malevolent—behavior, she insists she's a victim of "systematic bullying."


