Most Faithful Dog Ever Has Visited His Master’s Grave Every Night for…

You probably think your dog loves you because you spread flea and tick oil between its shoulder blades, make sure it doesn't get heartworms, take it for nice walks, and sometimes feed it table food. Your dog wags its tail and nuzzles your hand and you think, "Fucking awwwww — this dog thinks I am Athena." While that… » 9/14/12 11:15am 9/14/12 11:15am

Everything Is Disappointing, Everyone Is Disappointed

  • Fabulous CNN reporter Richard Quest (my pretend British boyfriend), was picked up early this morning in Central Park and charged with possessing meth. Oh, Richard. You already overcame the hazards of British dentistry once, why would you risk your teeth again? [NY Times]
  • In what is rapidly becoming a roll call of…
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