When your mom is strict — but known for bustiers and cone bras — stealing from her closet can be problematic.

• Madonna went to Macy's yesterday with Lourdes and her "muse" Taylor Momsen to launch her Material Girl juniors' line. But that's just the start of Madge's licensing deal: Expect separately branded, grown-up geared lingerie and workout clothes next. [WWD]

• Angelina Jolie is in Pakistan, raising awareness about the floods that have devastated the country, but she also spoke about the Florida church which plans to mark the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks by burning the Koran.

• Britney Spears is on the cover of Pop magazine, and inside, she's photographed in a wedding dress complete with veil.

Obviously the Material Girl line is all about attitude, because we can barely see any clothes in this image, and Taylor won't stop yelling at us with her eyes. But here's what's even stranger:

• Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]
• Gary Coleman was planning a children's clothing line when he died, allegedly. Sounds like a project for Scott Baio! [Radaronline]

• So. The rumor that Kim Kardashian will be Lara Croft in a new 3D, teen-friendly movie version of Tomb Raider?

• A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]

• Madonna is making moves in Malawi: This picture at the link shows 4-year-old Mercy, the girl she's trying to adopt, holding hands with possible new sister Lourdes. [Daily Mail]

• Pete Wentz, still on his anti-douchebag campaign, is done with online media: "I was letting the blogs get to me," Wentz says, "It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag."[PageSix]

[Rio, December 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Best Comment of the Day, in response to My Vagina Is Not Obscene: "It's a vagina, not a swastika." We say: Word. Now we need to get to work on our next womanifesto: Mein Cunt. • Worst, in response to Lourdes: Is That Hot Fudge On Her Pinkberry Or Am I Just Hungry?: "soo she has time for ice cream and to get her nails…

[Los Angeles, February 19. Image via x17.]

[Beverly Hills, February 18. Images via x17]