A dame like you, a skirt who loves the giggle juice, needs somethin' to wear to the speakeasy, to the clip joints, where you can ogle the swells gettin' flim-flammed. But maybe you're a hot tomato going nowhere, just throwing a swinging wingding in your own boudoir. Marc Jacobs has made sure Louis Vuitton's gotcha…

It seems like Marc Jacobs had fun with the Spring 2013 collection he presented for Louis Vuitton yesterday in Paris. There were giant escalators, bright colors, mod checkers and models walking two by two.

Tonight is the night: Karl Lagerfeld will personally unveil his Olympic-themed collection at Selfridges in London. Although the items celebrate the games, don't expect any sporty Spandex or ventilated mesh. A preview of the items reveals a motorcycle jacket flecked with gold, skinny jeans splattered with gold, and…

The University of Pennsylvania Law School became the focus of Louis Vuitton's lawyerly ire after a student group parodied the company's famous monogram print on poster art to advertise a symposium on trademark law. Instead of LVs and quatrefoils, those are little TMs and ©s. Clever right? And an obvious example of…

PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 07: Jordi Constans, CEO of Louis Vuitton, Sarah Jessica Parker and Yves Carcelle attend the Louis Vuitton Ready-To-Wear Fall/Winter 2012 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Cour Carree du Louvre on March 7, 2012 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

We were dubious before about Louis Vuitton's luxury flacks and their claims that Angelina Jolie was shot "without makeup" for their ads, but now that we've studied the associated video carefully — by which we mean that we watched it, and that we have eyes — we are left in no doubt. No doubt whatsoever. They simply do…

Angelina Jolie's Louis Vuitton ads have been released. The actress, shot by Annie Leibovitz, poses on a boat in Cambodia. Perhaps she is paddling towards another baby in need? Louis Vuitton's PR folks expect us to believe that Jolie was photographed "wearing her own clothes, no makeup and toting her own elegantly…

Apparently, some people who buy counterfeit purses eventually migrate to buying the real thing. Here comes another round in the age-old "counterfeiting hurts sales" vs. "counterfeiting helps sales" argument.

Angelina Jolie is rumored to be the face of Louis Vuitton for fall. Her fee? "Close to $10 million." This is interesting because that piece of scuttlebutt from E! — a pretty reliable source for celebrity "news," all things considered — directly contradicts earlier scuttlebutt from The Fashion Spot — a pretty reliable…