“Holy shitsnacks,” is more or less what you’ll say after reading “writer and former lawyer” Betsy Karasik’s opinion piece about the “vast and extremely nuanced continuum of sexual interactions involving teachers and students” that the Washington Post didn’t so much publish as release from the double-locked cellar in a…
Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from cancellation. After Ye couldn't convince Anna Wintour to care, they rejected a $4 million offer from an Australian paper and another "well over $10 million" to show the first photo on Kris.
So SNL writers apparently found a great work-around for Louis CK's purportedly awful rehearsals - they simply crafted sketches in which the self-deprecating comedian could do as much stand-up as possible, such as this sketch in which Lincoln is imagined as a show on FX about our sad-clown 16th president, you know, the…
In typical self-deprecating fashion, this week's Saturday Night Live host Louis CK told Jimmy Fallon last night that he was so bad in rehearsals that he was afraid he'd get fired from his hosting stint.
At the launch party for Chris Brown's new impenetrably titled website "Breezy's Qubeey" (didn't google it, not going to, yell at me if you want), Brown and Rihanna snuggled upon multiple couches, spoke with their heads "close together," and sometimes even let each other sip from their alcoholic drinks—which, according to…
This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is aware…
In this week's TV round up, Al Roker throws shade at Matt Lauer, Ryan Lochte is confused by Kristen Bell, Beyonce goes on Anderson 360 and a boy band reunites.
According to Jon Stewart, NBC anchor Brian William's relationship with his dog Qawwali, "a furry love bucket," creeps everyone out.
On Friday night, comedian Tig Notaro launched into a set at the Largo in Los Angeles that is already morphing into legend — after Ed Helms welcomed her onto the stage, she told the audience, "Thank you, thank you, I have cancer, thank you, I have cancer, really, thank you." When Notaro finished telling her rapt audience…
In this week's TV round up, Fred Willard explains himself, Louis C.K. wears a dress, Samantha Bee exposes the rebellious nature of nuns and Stephen Colbert demonstrates how the Bible and Fifty Shades of Grey are pretty much the same thing.
Fred Willard also stopped by this week to promote his new show, yes,…
Your comedy boyfriend Louis CK caused the stomachs of some of his female fans to drop precipitously last week when he sent what sure looked a lot like a supportive Tweet in the direction of Daniel "Release the Rape Hounds" Tosh. But it turns out it wasn't what it looked like, as the comedian explained on The Daily Show…
In this week's TV roundup, Louis C.K.'s daughter tells a pretty good joke, we learn Pam's back story on True Blood, The View grills Rielle Hunter and the premiere of
Aaron Sorkin's latest masturbation fantasy
The Newsroom.
Louis CK, continuing to carve out a niche for himself as Sort Of Genius/the Lethargic Husky Dream Man of men and women across the nation with dark senses of humor and minor clinical depression, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night fielding questions about his choice to cast a black woman (after valiantly Googling, it…
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 30: Actor and comedians (L-R) Will Arnett and Louis C.K. attend Game Two of the Eastern Conference Semifinals between the New York Rangers and the Washington Capitals during the 2012 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at Madison Square Garden on April 30, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty…
NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 24: Actor / comedians Louis C.K., Amy Poehler and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton attend the TIME 100 Gala, TIME'S 100 Most Influential People In The World, cocktail party at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 24, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for TIME)
Noted comedian and Cinnabon connoisseur Louis C.K. has backed out of his speaking gig at the 68th annual Radio & Television Congressional Correspondents dinner, prompting wild speculation that his cancellation has something to do with Fox News's designated Sarah Palin circus handler, Greta Van Susteren. Though C.K.'s…
Listen, I'm not here to lecture you about how funny Louis C.K. is. Chances are, if you've ever seen him on a late night show, performing standup, or on his TV series Louie, you already know. But did you also know that he's a major champion of women? Like his character of the same name — who provides great real-world…
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Louis C.K. recounted the period in his prepubescent life when he briefly got addicted to shoplifting—except he was shoplifting tampons, because he didn't know what they were, other than that they were "dirty." He began to stockpile the boxes under his bed over several months until one…
Last night's season premiere of Louie featured a fantastic exchange between a bluntly honest single father and his daughter. When Louie rewards his eldest child for doing her homework with a mango pop, his youngest demands one as well. What follows is a refreshingly honest lesson about how sometimes the world just…
