The loudest lovers in New York have apparently been located by the world’s most garbage tabloid. The Daily Mail says it tracked down the couple living in Brooklyn whose neighbors have called 311 over 100 times this year to complain about the strenuosness of their lovemaking.
An amorous man in a foreign land has been jailed over what a pitchfork-wielding* mob of a dozen neighbors call sex so loud that it's a public nuisance. The man claims he's being unfairly persecuted for being too good at sex. Guess which European country. Just guess.
This is gonna go two ways — you're either gonna be like "PUKE" or "I'M INTRIGUED." Either way: onward!
Two drunk 18-year-old Austrians were having noisy sex in the middle of the road around 4:30 am yesterday, and a neighbor called police, thinking a crime was in progress. The teens were reprimanded, then arrested after they attacked the officers.
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A UK couple were given a "noise abatement notice" for having sex so loudly that they disturbed not only neighbors but people passing on the street. But the woman argues that she deserves ''respect for her private and family life."