• Interesting: Chris Brown and Rihanna are "taking a break." They're not calling it a breakup, though.

Sadness: Californication star Natascha McElhone's husband, plastic surgeon Martin Kelly, was found dead on the couple's doorstep this morning. Did we mention she's pregnant with the couple's third child? So, so tragic. • Apparently all of "NYC clubland is Team Lohan" in the hubbub over Masha Markova's stolen fur coat. •…

• Ashton Kutcher punked the paparazzi, and all of us: That shaman Paris Hilton was hanging out with — who turned out to be an actor — was part of a stunt for Kutcher's new show, Pop Ficton. The prank show targets paparazzi and gullible media outlets. Now lots of crazy stories (like the one about hepatitis at the…

• Rose McGowan and her Planet Terror director Robert Rodriguez: Engaged! She was previously engaged to Marilyn Manson; he was previously married to the mother of his 5 kids. (Did we ever tell you our theory? That Rob likes Rose partly because her name starts with an R? His kids are named Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue and…

• Britney Spears is supposedly nonplussed about Kevin Federline getting custody of the kids. According to OK!, when the subject of her boys' custody came up, a friend told Britney, "Don't worry, you'll get your kids back." Britney replied: "I don't give a s— anymore. I never wanted them in the first place." She allegedly…