"Quarterlife" Vs. The "Return Of Saturn": Which Existential Crisis Is More Stupid?

I will never forget the first time I noticed the term "Quarterlife crisis." I was about to turn 25 and I had just left a big-time newspaper job in Los Angeles to try magazine writing (and phone sex!) in Philadelphia. I was in the throes of a really really wise platonic-romantic entanglement with someone twenty years… »3/25/08 12:00pm3/25/08 12:00pm

What Did Bill Murray Whisper To Scarlett Johansson At The End Of Lost In Translation? Now We Know!

Geeks somewhere used nanotechnology or something like that to uncover the ancient mystery of what exactly Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson in the final scene of Lost In Translation. I'm going to tell you what it was, but I'm putting it after the jump bc I'm a whore that way, though in advance of that I'd… »12/13/07 12:00pm12/13/07 12:00pm