"Quarterlife" Vs. The "Return Of Saturn": Which Existential Crisis Is…

I will never forget the first time I noticed the term "Quarterlife crisis." I was about to turn 25 and I had just left a big-time newspaper job in Los Angeles to try magazine writing (and phone sex!) in Philadelphia. I was in the throes of a really really wise platonic-romantic entanglement with someone twenty years… » 3/25/08 12:00pm 3/25/08 12:00pm

Scarlett Johansson Is Finally Putting Out That Indie Rock Album

Scarlett Johansson is really actually putting out that album of Tom Waits covers. You don't have to know us to know how we feel would usually feel about this: stabbilicous. That lady has less singing talent than that reaaaaaally spacey (and "spacey" = euphemism) Texan girl from the American Idol auditions who told… » 1/24/08 4:40pm 1/24/08 4:40pm

What Did Bill Murray Whisper To Scarlett Johansson At The End Of Lost…

Geeks somewhere used nanotechnology or something like that to uncover the ancient mystery of what exactly Bill Murray whispered to Scarlett Johansson in the final scene of Lost In Translation. I'm going to tell you what it was, but I'm putting it after the jump bc I'm a whore that way, though in advance of that I'd… » 12/13/07 12:00pm 12/13/07 12:00pm