As hilariously incorrect as this Lonely Island semicolon rap is, we really must advise against using semicolons at all. They’re super unnecessary; just ask Kurt Vonnegut: » 5/22/13 9:10pm 5/22/13 9:10pm

The most recent Saturday Night Live/Lonely Island video is all about dudes bragging they just had sex — with Blake Lively and Jessica Alba rolling their eyes, unimpressed, in the background. Funny-sad or just plain funny? Let's investigate. » 12/20/10 1:37pm 12/20/10 1:37pm