Vogue Offers Exercise Tips for Women Too Weak to Wear Heavy Ball Gowns
Are you one of the tens of women who has scored an invite to this year's ultra-exclusive Met Gala on May 5th? Are you also concerned that when you attend the event so snooty that last year, Anna Wintour barred all of the Real Housewives and Kris Jenner, you'll be so draped in heavy finery that your frail frame will…
The Fashion Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Vogue Italia
So at first I looked at this editorial and was like, Ew — Homeless Chic. Then I thought, No, this is way more Post-Apocalyptic Glamour. Then, it hit me: Steven Meisel totally just mainlined all five seasons of The Tribe!
Oh, Hay: Horsing Around Is So Fashionable
In November, Vogue taunted us by publishing a LOL-worthy horse. Wearing a hat. How could we know It was only the beginning? The February issue (with poor, mistreated covergirl Jessica Biel), features a shoot titled "Back In The Saddle." Look:
Vogue Taunts Us With LOL-Worthy Horse
Though the November issue of Vogue is already out, I can't move on from October — specifically the photograph on page 234. I feel like I've been challenged to LOL by Anna Wintour herself: A horse wearing a hat?!?!
LOLVogue: I Purmd Mai Hare
Since the September issue is such a big deal, I decided to revisit our old friend LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles.
I Can Has Dizzertation?
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Locayshun Shewt? (Plus Contest!)
October's LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner
LOLVogue: Teh Billee Goatz Gruff (And Contest!)
LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner
This Week We Talked About Booties, Olympian And Otherwise
- We're not gonna lie, there was some gawking at Olympic bods 'round these parts.
- But there was also grinning at gymnasts, thrilling wins from Michael Phelps, controversies over the Chinese and Golden Girls all around.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt wants you to kiss her ass. But only if it's skinny!
- Speaking of ass masters, don't…
LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)
LOLVogue Contest: We Have A Winner
This Week We Were Not Afraid To Be Servicey
- Slut Machine finally revealed her makeup secrets by painting the tender, bearded visage of Gavin McInnes.
- Sadie debunked the art of the Facebook photo, and proved that every last one of us is a loser.
- Technicolor Kiddie Swimsuit EXTRAVAGANZA!
- Moe is a Jezebel no moe. But don't worry, she'll be sticking around these…
LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?
LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz
Once you get past the "We're Not Racist We Swear" story in the July issue of Vogue, you'll find a delightfully stoopid photo shoot called "Adult Education." David Sims is the photographer for this 16-page editorial meant to showcase how the fall fashions eschew frills for "clean lines and a newfound maturity."…
French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?
As previously reported, forty-seven year old actress Julianne Moore is on the cover of Vogue Paris, looking positively catty. Apropos, then, that some of the images inside seemed perfect for the LOLcat treatment. A blank-eyed moddle stars in the "Sunset Boulevard" shoot by Terry Richardson and Carine Roitfeld, after…

