• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#lolspeak#nogamesconsoleintheworksconsoles

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 2:57 AM
Sun Dec 6
21 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
| Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
| Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
| Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
| Twitter
Sadie Stein
| Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
| Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
| Twitter

Contributors:
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Latoya Peterson
Email
Jenna Sauers

Lizzie Skurnick

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
| Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/09/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    My nanna takes off her wig when she is drunk. #lolspeak
     Reply
    The HZA. was starred The HZA. was unstarred
    Image of Bitchplz Bitchplz
    11/09/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    Mah disco stik. Let me give vishual #lolspeak
     Reply
    Alessar promoted this comment Bitchplz was starred Bitchplz was unstarred
    Image of Alessar Alessar
    11/09/09

    @Bitchplz:
    Madonna: "What the hell is a disco stick!?" #lolspeak
     Reply
    Alessar was starred Alessar was unstarred
    Image of Danielle Kouyoumdjian Danielle Kouyoumdjian
    11/09/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I find it somewhat baffling that the moment that anyone comments on a celebrity's purported "weight gain," all of the cries of "body snark" come out of the woodwork, but the minute someone calls Lady Gaga(or Megan Fox) a "drag queen" or a "tranny with perpetual sexy face," or TOO MUCH MAKEUP OMFG, it is somehow acceptable. Explain? #lolspeak
     Reply
    bookling promoted this comment Danielle Kouyoumdjian was starred Danielle Kouyoumdjian was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/09/09

    @Danielle Kouyoumdjian: I disagree with using "tranny" as an insult as well - and the commenter who did so got called out by some one else. In my opinion at least, it comes down to a matter of choice. You decide what makeup you're going to put on, and what face you're going to make at the camera - and its instantly changeable. The same is not true for weight, height, aging - all the things that get called out as "body snark". Questioning "why would she choose to wear so much makeup?" is completely different than "OMG she looks old/fat/short/ugly". #lolspeak
     Reply
    CherriSpryte was starred CherriSpryte was unstarred
    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I'm trying to decide if she has huge eyes that I've never noticed b/c she usually wears sunglasses, or if she is wearing those things jez posted about that make people's eyes look like animé characters. #lolspeak
     Reply
    Dictator for Life was starred Dictator for Life was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/08/09

    @Dictator for Life: I think it's the makeup. That is some tranny-coveting shit on her face up there. Plus, her bangs cover her forehead, so you can't see the inevitable lines up get from making your eyes as big as possible while pretending to be a bush baby. A mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby, natch. #lolspeak
     Reply
    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    11/09/09

    @Snowbunny: Tranny? Really? Couldn't you have said drag-queen? Tranny is a derogatory word leveled at transexuals and transgendered people. I wouldn't drop it in a convo like that, but that's just me.

    @Dictator for Life: Yes, the make-up makes her eyes look ginormous. She's used white eyeliner on her bottom lids. It's a clever trick. #lolspeak
     Reply
    MsFeasance promoted this comment napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of ammre ammre
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    my first ever loljpg ever. #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment ammre was starred ammre was unstarred
    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    11/08/09

    @ammre: BAHAHAHA. #lolspeak
     Reply
    rhymeswithfeather was starred rhymeswithfeather was unstarred
    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/08/09

    @ammre: Job well done! #lolspeak
     Reply
    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of ammre ammre
    11/09/09

    @ammre: sooo Unless my browser isn't loading the image completely, somehow the bottom of the image was cut off.
    it says "n den i bitted it" #lolspeak
     Reply
    ammre was starred ammre was unstarred
    Image of ammre ammre
    11/09/09

    @ammre: HOKAY, soo I'm wondering if gawker automatically cuts off parts of images that have a watermark on them? This was made with roflbot which put the roflbot logo in the bottom right corner. The bottom of the image is only cut off in this version, my version has a line on the bottom.
    This is the image as hosted on my server: [www.ammre.org] #lolspeak
     Reply
    ammre was starred ammre was unstarred
    Image of hibernaculum hibernaculum
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    is this working? #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense approved this comment hibernaculum was starred hibernaculum was unstarred
    Image of smashingBumpkin smashingBumpkin
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    I can has siensce fikshun? #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment smashingBumpkin was starred smashingBumpkin was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I'm confuzzed. Did that dress originally have straps and she cut them off or tucked them in like most of the girls at middle school dances? Or is that just a messed up sweetheart neckline? #lolspeak
     Reply
    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/08/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: suite hart nekklyne.
    Twy Lite vurzhhen
     Reply
    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 11/08/09 10:26 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of xuatastic xuatastic
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    you know underneath all the make up and bizarre get ups, she is really pretty. In a world filled with girls getting plastic surgery in their 20s it's nice to see someone who doesn't look like a stepford blonde. #lolspeak
     Reply
    xuatastic was starred xuatastic was unstarred
    Image of jhuang jhuang
    11/08/09


    @xuatastic: Actually there is this picture floating around that suggests she had plastic surgery.. it is debatable though since there aren't many pics of her before she blew up that I can find. Plus she's not a natural blonde, hahah. #lolspeak
     Reply
    jhuang was starred jhuang was unstarred
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    11/09/09

    @jhuang: Unless the lighting in that shot is really, really bad, I think she may have had some surgery. Her nose looks slimmer. #lolspeak
     Reply
    napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of MmSM MmSM
    11/09/09

    @napalmnacey is an angry feminist: How long before people understand that is the bloat tool at work? #lolspeak
     Reply
    MsFeasance promoted this comment MmSM was starred MmSM was unstarred
    Image of MsFeasance MsFeasance
    11/09/09

    @MmSM: Seriously. You can still see the edges on the brushstroke. #lolspeak
     Reply
    MsFeasance was starred MsFeasance was unstarred
    Image of A_Gracious_Plenty A_Gracious_Plenty
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick

    This is the best I can do on a Sunday night... #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment A_Gracious_Plenty was starred A_Gracious_Plenty was unstarred
    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I find it kind of hilarious that under the ridiculous costumes is....still something that would be considered a costume on most people. It's like she has us so conditioned to her ways that 8 foot fake eye lashes and massively bleached and teased hair register as "oh! that's probably how she looks when she wakes up!" #lolspeak
     Reply
    colormeroutine was starred colormeroutine was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    I've never heard any of her songs, but I can't help but like her. She looks like she's having a ball, and seems like she would be able to go back to being a real human being once her fame diminishes. #lolspeak
     Reply
    thatblackgirl was starred thatblackgirl was unstarred
    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/09/09

    @thatblackgirl: If you (have the time and desire to!) look up some of her stuff on youtube, you can find live versions of just her and a piano - she can really sing and play, which changed my mind about her talent, even if I don't always like the music itself. #lolspeak
     Reply
    Plum-Pie was starred Plum-Pie was unstarred
    Image of Sev Sev
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    Ur Disko stick - Thiz thick #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment Sev was starred Sev was unstarred
    Image of PiratePenguin PiratePenguin
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    #8: dis rly wut sick beet lookz liek #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment PiratePenguin was starred PiratePenguin was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    11/08/09

    In reply to LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
    Underneath the costumes, she's very pretty...in an 80's soap-opera sort of way.
    And I really want to hear the notes tattooed on her arm.
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment Edited by fluxus flucker at 11/08/09 9:03 PM fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    11/08/09

    @fluxus flucker: It's actually a Rilke poem, according to the Getty captions. #lolspeak
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    11/08/09

    @hortense: Oh, Thanks! Now I'm intrigued and off to investigate. #lolspeak
     Reply
    fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.