Lolo Jones Joins U.S. Bobsled Team, Will Get Some Kind of Olympic…

Champion hurdler and athlete that you totally love/hate/are neutral about Lolo Jones could be headed back to the Olympic Games sooner than we think. While Jones was planning to return to the 2016 Rio de Janeiro Summer Olympics for track, she has recently become one of the 24 athletes given a place on the U.S. bobsled… » 10/26/12 10:50am 10/26/12 10:50am

Lolo Jones Accidentally Talks Smack to Paralyzed Rutgers Football…

Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones who, let's be honest, really can't catch a fucking break, accidentally wandered into a whole bog of Twitter quicksand when she responded to former Rutgers defensive tackle Eric LeGrand's jocular challenge to race. After LeGrand tweeted "want to race me?," Jones answered, "Get Checked for a… » 10/04/12 10:00am 10/04/12 10:00am

Tearful Lolo Jones Is 'Heartbroken' Over New York Times Hit Job

American runner Lolo Jones came in at a disappointing fourth place during yesterday's 100m Hurdles Final at the Summer Olympic Games in London. While it's a saddening situation for any athlete to miss out on claiming a medal, the loss was an especially bitter pill for Jones, who, in addition to Olympic glory, also lost … » 8/08/12 11:10am 8/08/12 11:10am

The New York Times Won’t Be Rooting for Lolo Jones

Lolo Jones has been garnering a lot of attention at the Olympics and, according to the New York Times' Jeré Longman, this is not okay. Jones hasn't even won anything, so why should anyone bother paying any attention to her? Oh, because, thrusting Jones to the forefront of the Olympic stage is a "sad and cynical marketing … » 8/05/12 1:00pm 8/05/12 1:00pm

Lolo Jones Might Be Headed for the Olympics, But Who Cares When We Can …

Lolo Jones is a 29 year-old track and field star who has won several national titles, competed in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and is favored to win at this year's Summer Olympic Games in London. But, really, who gives a fuck about all of these athletic accomplishments. You know why? Lolo Jones is also a virgin. » 5/24/12 12:10pm 5/24/12 12:10pm