​Rick Perry Has Been Indicted on Two Felony Charges

Yesterday, a grand jury in Travis County, Texas, indicted animatronic grizzly bear/"abortion-mill" truther Governor Rick Perry on two felony counts of "Abuse of Official Capacity" and "Coercion of Public Servant." I guess that's what happens when you cut off funding from a state corruption investigation team,… » 8/16/14 12:00pm 8/16/14 12:00pm

​Princeton Mom Gloriously Loses Her Shit Over #EndFathersDay Hoax

Did you hear? Angry ovary-shriveled feminists are taking to Twitter in an attempt to #EndFathersDay. Except no, they're not because that shit was yet another 4chan prank that was debunked before it could really pick up steam. But apparently that doesn't matter, because today our good ol' pals at Fox & Friends » 6/15/14 7:20pm 6/15/14 7:20pm

One Star Reviews of Classic Literature Are TOTALLY Insightful

Here is a very good Tumblr: One Star Book Reviews gathers together the collected knowledge some of the web's most discerning critics (namely, people who have given one-star Amazon reviews to classic books). And these illustrious Internet users are not afraid of voicing unpopular opinions, such as "I did not like [… » 4/07/14 7:20pm 4/07/14 7:20pm

OSU Basically Chases Creepy 'Pickup Artist' Off Campus

Ohio State University campus denizens are about to be down one creepy as hell — albeit entertainingly delusional — self-proclaimed pickup artist after a diverse cross-section of the student body banded together to call him out on his predatory antics. Here's the story of how he got taken down, and how he vowed to… » 10/30/13 5:40pm 10/30/13 5:40pm

Genius Alabama Rep. Says a Baby is the 'Largest Organ in a Body'

The Alabama House of Representatives is set to vote on abortion legislation Tuesday that would impose a variety of uneccesary restrictions on abortion clinics: providers would need to have admitting privileges at local hospitals (not such an easy feat when your local hospital thinks abortion is murder), clinics would… » 2/18/13 3:00pm 2/18/13 3:00pm

LOL: Fox News Accidentally Uses Photo of Gay Couple To Illustrate…

Another day, another heteronormative "family values"-promoting Susanne Venker piece on Fox News about these crazy Modern Independent Women with their shoulder pads and their college degrees who let feminists delude them into thinking that they're anything besides a dude's Happy Sauce receptacle. ("Those of us with… » 2/09/13 1:21pm 2/09/13 1:21pm

This Fashion Video Is Everything You've Ever Wanted in a Fashion Video

I swear, if I see one more serious fashion video featuring a free spirited wood nymph wondering around and touching vintage photographs like she's the old lady from Titanic, I'm gonna punch something. Or go buy a crate of mason jars and an accordion. I DON'T KNOW, I'm torn. Anyway, the folks at Viva Vena! has… » 2/06/13 7:05pm 2/06/13 7:05pm

Get a Lesson in Power Walking from SNL's Kate McKinnon and IGB's Eliot…

Hoping to work out this weekend, but hate to exercise? Why not pick up some tips from Nance Bodean and Lorraine Jaja (It Gets Betterish's Eliot Glazer and Saturday Night Live's Kate McKinnon) and try power walking? Benefits include belly fat reduction, heightened sexual intercourse and thinned feet. Go get your walk… » 1/18/13 7:45pm 1/18/13 7:45pm

'Ugh, What's Up With All These Feminists Being Funny?' Says Chronically…

This is a serious post, you beer-swilling, har-harring feminists. An adult is concerned about you guys. Please, take a break from lying about your rapes for a second to listen to this urgent announcement: Feminists used to be all earnest and dour and serious, back in the 90's when grunge and Katie Roiphe were… » 10/01/12 4:20pm 10/01/12 4:20pm

Daniel Tosh Is Sorry He Told a Female Audience Member That She Should…

Professional sayer of stupid shit Tosh.0 jackanapes Daniel Tosh says a lot of things that aren't funny, but perhaps the least funny of his unfunny oeuvre is his plethora of rape jokes. (Knock knock! Who's there? Your mom getting raped in the butt! Ahahahaha. Tears, you guys.) As such, it was only a matter of time… » 7/10/12 5:50pm 7/10/12 5:50pm

'Is This Feminist?' Blog Hilariously Declares Everything Problematic

Trigger warning, guys: there's a new blog in town to remind you how everything you're doing is not feminist enough. In fact, I hate to say it, you're problematic. You're every kind of -ist imaginable — colorist, ageist, sexist, racist. Maybe even a rapist. How do I know? Is This Feminist? says. » 5/17/12 6:45pm 5/17/12 6:45pm

A Clever Plan to Breed White Ladies Out of Existence

I'd like to take this moment to thank Men's Rights Activists for filling my cold black heart with delirious glee every time they come up with a new dumb idea. The newest one? White dudes, tired of the uppity bitchiness of western women, should marry a smiling, submissive brown lady, like the kind that wear banana… » 5/17/12 11:50am 5/17/12 11:50am