Here's a Baboon Grabbing a Reporter's Boob Live On the Air

There's been a lot to make fun of today — Ted Cruz, 300 sandwiches, Professor David Gilmour's whole...thing — but it would be a shame if we let the day close without pointing to a dark horse candidate for Funniest Thing We've Seen Today: this local news footage of a baboon getting fresh with a reporter. » 9/25/13 5:00pm 9/25/13 5:00pm

Pranked TV Station Reports “Ho Lee Fuk,” “Wi Tu Lo” As SF Crash Pilots

Bay Area Fox affiliate KTVU purportedly learned the names of the flight crew of Asiana flight 214, which crashed last Saturday at San Francisco International Airport, killing two. These—"Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk," and "Bang Ding Ow"—are not their names. The newscaster's credulous reading puts it over the top. » 7/12/13 4:46pm 7/12/13 4:46pm

Neighbors Call 911 After Mistaking a Dog as a Lion, Probably Because…

911 received a panicked call in Norfolk, Virginia from a concerned citizen who claimed that a baby lion was roaming the street, possibly in search of food. Police contacted the local zoo to assure that all of their lions were accounted for ("In their cage, playing euchre as usual," responded the zoo keeper) before… » 1/09/13 12:56pm 1/09/13 12:56pm

Teacher Posting Creepshots of High School Students to Reddit…

So here's some good news about the ongoing battle over Reddit's Creepshots forum: it seems that the teacher who was posting photos of his underage students to the internet without their knowledge has been caught, and fired. And, to add insult to perv injury, he's been banned from Reddit. Even worse! But here's some bad … » 9/27/12 12:20pm 9/27/12 12:20pm

Genius Black Bear Cures Chocolate Cravings With a Little Breaking and…

After finding an out-of-place chocolate tin and a little bit of dirt on the store's countertop, Jo Adams, owner of a Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory franchise in Estes Park, Colorado, suspected that a squirrel had managed to get into her shop overnight. Upon viewing the security footage, however, Jo discovered that… » 8/08/12 12:10pm 8/08/12 12:10pm

Well, Breaking Bad happened in real life

If Breaking Bad's central conceit — that a harried high school chemistry teacher and his former student team up to enter the lucrative world of methamphetamine production — seems too outlandish to you, here's a strange case that demonstrates just how life can mirror art. » 12/04/11 3:35pm 12/04/11 3:35pm

Black People Hurting Our Troops, Says Ridiculous Fox News Report

Did you know that every single day, America's troops put their lives on the line so that we can be free to sit in recliners and watch Fox News? Well, looks like some terrible things are afoot in Detroit, where one brave white man has endeavored to expose the treachery of black factory workers partying during their… » 11/23/11 3:00pm 11/23/11 3:00pm

Let 'Dr. Booty' Tell You Everything You Need To Know About 'National…

This just in: It's National Booty Awareness Month! In honor of the month, watch a man named "Dr. Booty" direct Alexis Bellino of The Real Housewives Of O.C. and some kind of sexy nurse through a series of squats while comparing our butt cheeks to ballons — all the while Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" plays in the… » 9/20/11 6:00pm 9/20/11 6:00pm

Local News Report Completely Derailed By Spider

What happens when a local Indiana news show segues from a segment with spiders to the weather report? In this case, a particularly arachnophobic weatherman very much loses your cool and attempts to give the weather report from the back of the studio, by an exit. When the bullyish male news anchor decides to wear the… » 9/02/11 4:40pm 9/02/11 4:40pm

Oklahoma Woman Physically Attacked For Looking Like Casey Anthony

Convenience store clerk Sammay Blackwell was attacked by a creepy customer who looked up while paying for her gas and told her, stone-faced, "You look like Casey Anthony." After Blackwell's shift ended, she left the store and got into her car — where she noticed the same woman was staring at her from inside of her own… » 7/15/11 3:30pm 7/15/11 3:30pm