Dead Lobster

In a bit of news that’s making my eyes well up and my mouth water, Larry, the lobster who avoided being boiled and dipped in clarified butter by retiring to a Maine aquarium, has died at the ripe old age of a hundred and something—and he didn’t even make it all the way up north.

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Nothing makes our hearts happier than when we see headlines like this: "LOBSTERS ON THE RUN: Seafood Escapes from German Supermarket." Especially when it goes on to use phrases like "took fate into their own claws." So yes, just so you know: Some lobsters managed to break out and run away from an Asian grocery store…