My favorite Hills personality, Lo Bosworth, chronicled everything she ate during the 4th of July weekend, and it seems decadent. Like Lo loves eating oysters and "lox on lox on lox" at fancy-sounding restaurants.

• More bad news for Demi Lovato: A source who worked on her summer tour says the Disney star was, "no stranger to filming her sexual exploits," and a sex tape is expected to be released soon.

[Lo Bosworth and Kelly Osbourne at the 8th Annual Vogue Young Hollywood Party, October 1. Image via Getty.]

• Paris Hilton has been offered a deal in her cocaine arrest in which she would plead guilty to two misdemeanor charges and avoid jail time.

Last night's grand (boring) event gave us all three fashion possibilities — in spades. Brace yourselves, and let's dissect.

Spencer Pratt wasn't invited to last night's Hills finale event at The Roosevelt Hotel, so he attempted to sneak in by wearing a fat suit and old man makeup. His costume, JustinBobby, Kelly Cutrone and more after the jump.

• Is Kristen Stewart gay?

• Heidi Montag's mother Darlene Egelhoff showed up at her house today unannounced and started pounding on the door, then Heidi called the cops because, "After what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her."

On last night's premiere of what will be the show's final season, Heidi's mother cried when she saw what her daughter did to her face. Meanwhile, Kristin partied her face off in Miami during Super Bowl weekend, alarming the others.

[Los Angeles, November 11. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Los Angeles, September 18. Image via INFDaily.]

[Los Angeles, July 28. Image via WENN]

• Nine-year-old Rubina Ali has written an autobiography. In Slumgirl Dreaming: Journey to the Stars she says of Nicole Kidman: "I really liked her, but she was very quiet and didn't speak much..."

• Lindsay Lohan has supposedly been spending time with "a different man every night" since breaking up with Sam Ronson:

• Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."

• Lindsay Lohan continued her post-breakup bender by hitting three clubs last night and throwing eggs at X17 photographers. [Us]

[Beverly Hills, February 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]

• Something happened at Kate Moss's 35th birthday party that involved a man being strapped to a stretcher and taken away and two skeletons having sex on the floor. Good luck figuring that out. [TMZ]

As The Hills celebrated the conclusion of its 4th season at NYC's Tavern on the Green yesterday, we were left to ask, how can a group of "professional designers" all look so gloriously, fabulously fug?