Ladies: Here's 50 Things You MUST Know to Keep a Man

The first thing you should know is that according to a list published on Wall Street Insanity, men are fragile babies who can't stand to have their women disagree with them in public, gain weight or watch a chick flick without getting a blowie after. (I need you to know that writing blowie literally made me feel itchy… » 3/22/14 5:40pm 3/22/14 5:40pm

Female Chefs Respond to Time's 'Gods of Food' Issue

Time has done their due diligence and, following the controversy over their very male-heavy Gods of Food issue, continued the conversation by interviewing female chefs about sexism in the food industry. Who's a major culprit? As we posited yesterday, members of the media. » 11/13/13 3:50pm 11/13/13 3:50pm

The Great American Menu: Foods Of The States, Ranked And Mapped

What are the United States' best regional foodstuffs? Its worst? These are the questions that bedevil the mind of man—but no longer! For here, we have ranked them. Rigorously scientific (not), ardently researched (nope), and scrupulously fair (not even a little bit): this is the Great American Menu! » 10/17/13 3:39pm 10/17/13 3:39pm

The Best/Most Ridiculous College A Cappella Team Names in the Country

The past few years have been good to a cappella. Or maybe a cappella has been good to the past few years. With the release of Pitch Perfect and its super fun soundtrack, the success of Glee's Warblers album and the viral hits of college a cappella groups like On the Rocks, a cappella has gone from Preferred Activity of … » 5/31/13 7:00pm 5/31/13 7:00pm

Your Official Last-Minute Guide to Last-Minute Mother’s Day Gifts

Fuck, you forgot that it’s Mother’s Day, didn’t you? And now you’re thinking of trying to play it off with a quick phone call and an impromptu recitation of a found poem you’ve cobbled together from an old modernism anthology that you only half-read. Your mom will see right through that, of course, and she’ll be pissed … » 5/12/13 5:00pm 5/12/13 5:00pm

The Nine Hottest Reasons Why It's Not Hot to Make 'Hot' Lists

I always assume, when strangers ask me extremely basic questions about objectification and entitlement and power differentials, that they're just bozo trolls looking to get a rise out of me for sport and waste the grumpy feminist's time. I mean, it's 2013. Everyone knows by now why we don't have a White History Month,… » 3/25/13 6:00pm 3/25/13 6:00pm

Complex Writer Totes Bummed About 40 Hottest Women In Tech Slideshow

It's only been a few days since the controversial firing of developer evangelist Adria Richards, who was let go from SendGrid after drawing the Internet's attention to a bunch of fratty programmers cracking wise about "dongles" and "forking" during a speech about making the tech community more welcome to women. Nobody… » 3/23/13 1:00pm 3/23/13 1:00pm

Indexing Your Sex Life: Why and How We Keep Fuck Lists

"I tried to match cute little symbols to each man on my list. For example, there was one guy who was an abysmal kisser, so I drew a St. Bernard next to his name." So writes Samantha, one of 109 respondents to my request for details about how people curate the details of their sexual pasts. While the discussion about "the… » 1/09/13 1:35pm 1/09/13 1:35pm

Have You Seen Everything on 2012's Definitive List of Internet…

Writer and internet fiend Greg Rutter has compiled a list of 66 webpages, sites, memes, and fascinations that you should enjoy before the clock strikes midnight on the 31st. So, you have about a week to truly live this year. ARE YOU WOMAN ENOUGH? » 12/23/12 8:30pm 12/23/12 8:30pm

The 10 Best Things to Do Drunk at Disney World

For the spring break of my sophomore year of high school, my father, in an attempt at parent-child bonding, offered to take me on a trip. "Madeleine," he said. "You are young and bright. The world is yours to discover. Tell me anywhere you'd like to go in the continental U.S. and we will go there. Want to go to Oxford and … » 9/19/12 6:20pm 9/19/12 6:20pm

Infamous List at Missouri High School Rattles Off Awful Rumors About…

A Missouri mother is calling for an end to a really shitty tradition at Ladue Horton Watkins High School, whereby junior boys make a list crudely detailing the sexual proclivities, general hygiene and physical appearances of senior girls. School officials have insisted that they will try really super hard to get to do… » 9/12/12 2:30pm 9/12/12 2:30pm

Forbes Determines that Angela Merkel Is the Most Powerful Woman on…

Forbes has released its list of world's 100 most powerful women, and, despite having a strong hand in what many Americans read over the summer, Oprah couldn't break into the top ten (she's glaring at those rarified ten from her perch at 11). Speaking of pop culture giants, J.K. Rowling is waaaay down the list at 78,… » 8/22/12 9:15pm 8/22/12 9:15pm