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    Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?

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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    Can somebody tell me what GoG is? I'm afraid to google it.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    I once searched for "Easter Bunny" to find some ideas for holiday decor. NEVER AGAIN.
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    I disagree. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert? Sexy sexy SEXY! She was poppin out babies like nobody's business!
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    In the infosec field, there is a lot of use of the word "penetration." Gotta be real careful googling tech notes for that shit, let me tell you what...
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    For some reason the phrase "you're safe for the first page of mustard" just made me completely melt down in laughter. O, what times we do live in!
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    My dad is an artist, and he does image searches for reference material sometimes. He has called the police before, upset, to ask what to do when you stumble across porn that may or may not be crossing a legal age line. They asked a lot of embarrassing questions about how he found them, what his search terms were, but were really pleased to be informed.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    I once Googled dog face swollen, because one side of my dog's face was swollen -- thought it might be an insect bite, infected tooth, etc.


    The results involved a dog's swollen you-know-what and a girl's face.


    I stopped Googling and just took the dog to the damn vet.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/05/09

    @Kivrin: EW! why? whywhywhywhywhy?
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    Don't gladiolas derive from a latin word for penis, by way of the gladius sword?
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    Um, am I the only one who uses some form of safe search?


    Still, this has been amusing.

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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    "Lighthouse" seems safe, although I did get a creepy "Come To My Lighthouse" screen shot, so maybe not...
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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    06/05/09

    @hatepaperdoll: OMG I literally spat out my tea upon reading about the creepy "come to my lighthouse" hahaha. WTF?
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    06/05/09

    @RainbowBrite: Nautical porn? Light bulb fetishists? Cape Cod swingers club?
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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    06/05/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Lighthouses are pretty phallic when you think about it.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    So far "flip flops" seems pretty safe. Add it to the list!
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    Image of Wrenae Wrenae
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    I was working on a geology project once and had to look up images with the keywords "penetration twins" (it's a type of crystal formation, found in "fairy crosses" for example). I warned the IT Dept ahead of time.


    Do I want to know what GoG stands for? (I think I do, but I'll wait till I get home to google it.)

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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/05/09

    @Wrenae: Girl on Girl. Not very exciting, but if you search for it... you may well crash the internet. There's a lot of that stuff.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    Also when I put my real name into google vampire porn turns up. seriously.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    06/05/09

    @bluebears: I'm kind of jealous of you now.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    06/05/09

    @bluebears: OK now I'm trying to come up with a name that fits a vampire porn search:


    Elvira Humpsalot?

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    06/05/09

    @jeepgirl: Oh shit! You guessed it on the first try!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    I was looking on youtube for a funny video of Darth Vader playing golf or something. I found it and sent it to several co-workers only to notice shortly after that in the related videos down the side there was a video apparently of a guy stumbling upon a scantily clad girl on a golf course.

    MORTIFIED.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/05/09

    In reply to Innocence Project: What Search Doesn't Bring Up Porn These Days?
    I had a particularly bad moment when while at work one day I attempted to log onto Dicks sporting goods and just (foolishly, I KNOW) typed dicks.com into my browser. oops
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    Image of AnaNg AnaNg
    06/05/09

    @bluebears: It can be very dangerous making assumptions about business names like that. I think I've had the same experience with Dick's.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/05/09

    @AnaNg: @little_engine_that_could: me one second after hitting "enter." oh. of course.
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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    06/05/09

    @bluebears:


    There's a restaurant I know of called Dick's Last Resort.


    There's just so much potential there.

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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    06/05/09

    @bluebears: There's a local restaurant called "Dick's Dock".
    Jeepboy and I still giggle like Beavis and Butthead over that one.
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    Image of marzipane marzipane
    06/05/09

    @bluebears: I remember in middle school I wanted to find out what catnip was, so I typed catnip.com.


    HORRIBLE THINGS I SAW

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/05/09

    @marzipane: omg. the internet scarred me so much when I was a teenager.
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    Image of TawdryHepburn TawdryHepburn
    06/05/09

    @karmasutra: O Lord. Have you been there? Years ago (I am An Old), I took my bf there for his 21st birthday. There was a lot of forced Mad Dog consumption and shouting. Ew, Dick's Last Resort.
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