'Why Not Take a Nap?': 11 Reasons I Will Not See 50 Shades, By a Mom

What happens when you invite your mom to see 50 Shades of Grey? (Well, first of all, don't ever do that.) Here's one way it might go down, from Jez reader Heather: "I invited my mom to go see 'Fifty Shades' for a project I'm working on, but she declined. Not only did she decline, she declined in listicle form." » 2/13/15 6:15pm 2/13/15 6:15pm

9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Boss

Look. Let's just get this out of the way. I know this is going to seem like some bullshit listicle about animals doing stuff—and yeah, it KIND OF IS, I GUESS, in that it's literally a listicle of animals doing stuff—but what you have to understand is that I really, really give a shit about animals doing stuff. » 8/16/13 11:40am 8/16/13 11:40am

Rolling Stone's '100 Greatest Singers Of All Time' Is Mainly Male And…

Keeping with its sometimes tiring tradition of putting 20th/21st century musicians into predictable categories, Rolling Stone » 11/12/08 4:40pm 11/12/08 4:40pm has created a new list of the . These type of lists always tend to cause arguments among music fans, but some of the holes in this list—especially where female singers are concerned—are so…