'Why Not Take a Nap?': 11 Reasons I Will Not See 50 Shades, By a MomEllie Shechet2/13/15 6:15pm125148EditPromoteGo to permalinkWhat happens when you invite your mom to see 50 Shades of Grey? (Well, first of all, don't ever do that.) Here's one way it might go down, from Jez reader Heather: "I invited my mom to go see 'Fifty Shades' for a project I'm working on, but she declined. Not only did she decline, she declined in listicle form."