Wow, you probably thought your day looked packed—that is until you got a look at the to-do list one young boy made. Have you even accounted for the fact that you need to get dizzy and then sit down later? Better update your calendar.

Well, the biggest night in Hollywood has come to an end. It was a fun if not terribly surprise-packed evening. Octavia Spencer continued to charm us all, J. Lo's nipple came close to stealing the show, and Billy Crystal's face even moved in genuine emotion a few times. So in a sense, we were all winners tonight. Now,…

Yet another Facebook "hot list" recently made the rounds at a high school — and its author's scary rantings show the connection between such lists and outright woman-hating.

Straight, Gay or Lindsay Lohan—we can all enjoy a good Lezebel. What is a Lezebel? She's a girl who likes girls who is liked by us girls at Jezebel, get it? Good, to the list!