Lone British Island of Sobriety Subsumed Beneath a Tide of Demon LiquorÂ

After more than a century, there is now a single place in Bournville, England—a village built by the founders of Cadbury candy, and still closely tied to the company—where you can buy a goddamn drink. Not everybody is thrilled.
'Stripper Moms' and 'Panty Droppers' No Longer Cool in New Hampshire
Up until recently, you could saddle up to any ole liquor store in New Hampshire and ask a worker what you needed to make a cocktail like the Stripper Mom, the Panty Dropper, or (your personal favorite) the Busted Rubber. Not anymore, though! Thanks to the P.C. thought and cocktail police, all of these drinks with…
How to Make the Split Coconut, a Spiced Rum Cocktail Smooth as Kenny G
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Split Coconut.
How to Make the Spring Fling, a Rum Cocktail Fresh as Nectar

Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Spring Fling.
How to Make The Modern Age, A Gin Cocktail Nice Enough to Stare At
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Modern Age.
How to Make The Commuter, a Dark Rum Cocktail For Dark Days on the Rail
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Commuter.
How to Make The Oaxacan Derby, a First-Place Mezcal Cocktail
Welcome to Boozinette. This is The Oaxacan Derby.
I Got Drunk on All Kinds of Celebrity Liquor So You Don't Have To
I don't really like alcohol that much. I mean, I definitely drink it—I like a wine or a cocktail (and a cocktail and a cocktail) on a Friday afternoon—but I'm not one of those people who, say, sips a fine oaky bourbon and is all, "Oh, impudent...aspirational...cryptic...NEEDS MORE LOAM." I don't give a shit. Just…
Game of Thrones Gets Beer, But Is It Drinkable?
In a collaboration between HBO and Brewery Ommegang from New York, four beers will be released to celebrate the families on Game of Thrones. The first up is this blonde for the Lannisters (GET IT?), and the other will most likely be themed after the Starks, Baratheons, and Targaryens of
Incesteros
Westeros. Perhaps…
