MAC Cosmetics Can Make You Look Really Hideous This Halloween — For…

Makeup was invented to make you look hot. And as we all know, Halloween was also invented to make you look hot. Seriously, who among us didn't love Halloween as a kid solely because it was a chance to apply pretty lipstick and eyeshadow and pink mascara? And yes, in this case "solely" means "besides the lifetime… » 10/25/07 4:00pm 10/25/07 4:00pm

Is Rubbing Cum All Over Your Face The Secret To Eternal Youth?

A facialist recently marveled to me: "Your lines are worse than mine and I am 40 years old!" Which forced me to point out: "I'm not CHINESE." So Asians have better skin. Do they have to rub it in our faces? Segue alert! Enter Lo & Dough, Jezebel's resident beauty product geeks.In the first installment of their… » 10/05/07 1:30pm 10/05/07 1:30pm