Your Lips Are Dry and Disgusting. Let's Fix That.

Few needs in this world are more pressing than the need to urinate, defecate, sneeze, or scratch an itch. But I'd offer that the need to address chapped lips trumps them all. Whether you're determined to avoid spending your quarter-end review with your boss trying to subtly lick your lips or you're just gearing up for… » 2/20/12 6:00pm 2/20/12 6:00pm

Girls Scouts Release Lip Balms To Torture Cookie Fans

We never thought it would come to this, but we're officially miffed at the Girl Scouts. First they decided to only release their delicious cookies for a limited time, and now they're putting out lip balms that smell like Thin Mints, Trefoils, Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, and Samoas. You can buy the lip balms individually or… » 11/06/11 11:57pm 11/06/11 11:57pm