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    11:20 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Reading the Michael Lohan thing... I am now absolutely convinced that there is a Nobel Prize awarded to the Worst Human Being on Earth, and he's desperately gunning for it.

    Competition is fierce this year. #britneyspears
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    11:05 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Ashlee Simpson as Roxie Hart = casting fail. #britneyspears
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    11:03 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Just don't tell me Russell Brand wears a wig. I'd die bananas. #britneyspears
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    10:52 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    As much as I despise Carrie Prejean and believe her tongue should be cut out, I kinda feel for that girl (or at least her mother) to be in the room when that was shown. I would say "low blow," but it's really not nearly as much of a bitch move as half of the stunts she's pulled. Lesson: nobody wins when everybody behaves like a B.

    Apply lesson to Michael Lohan/John Gosselin fuckery. #britneyspears
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    11:12 AM

    @Snowbunny: Maybe I'm a bitch, but all I feel is sweet, sweet Schadenfreude. #britneyspears
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    02:08 PM

    @onestrawplz: As your fellow bitch, I a giddy with glee at Miss Preachy Princess getting eeeverything she deserves. #britneyspears
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    10:47 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Hortense, there is only so much bad news I can take in a day! Kate Moss has to do her own hair? I'm depressed now. #britneyspears
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    11:21 AM

    @mommy_dearest: Can you imagine? The horror! ;) #britneyspears
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    10:46 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Ahhhh Ms. Prejean, I knew it was only a matter of time before you were exposed for your blatant hypocrisy and nonsense. Hubris my dear. #britneyspears
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    11:21 AM

    @DutchessOfDork: so. I don't know how I missed this before, but her sex tape is a "solo" sex tape? who tapes themself masterbating? #britneyspears
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    11:32 AM

    @phantom lady: Someone desperate for attention, but so extremely annoying that no one wants to be with her. #britneyspears
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    10:38 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    I definitely read 'Mad Max: Fury Road' as 'Mad Men: Fury Road', and had this great image of everyone in their suits hurling flaming highball glasses at each other. #britneyspears
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    10:41 AM

    @Minabee: Myself as well! I thought, this doesn't make much sense.. #britneyspears
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    12:40 PM

    @Minabee: whereas I read "Mad Max: Furry Road" and envisioned some sort of post-apocalyptic furry convention. #britneyspears
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    12:59 PM

    @Crackers In Bed: Ha! I'm thinking that if Matthew Weiner combines the two ideas, he has a great episode for later in the 1960s, when everyone at Sterling Cooper discovers hallucinogens. #britneyspears
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michael Lohan
    I adore Byrd. Seriously, the man's a comic genius. With just one well placed "Mmhmm" he can have the entire jury in stitches.

    Give the man his own show! #judgejudymichaellohan
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    11/07/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Why he and JJ make such a good team! I'd be sad to see him go. #judgejudymichaellohan
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    11/07/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    What's with all the sour comments about SJP? Basically she's saying she's in love with her babies. Good for her. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @BlondeGoddess: well said. :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @BlondeGoddess: But she's saying it in a kinda gross way. I think that's why. I think it's gross to smell a wet diaper like a "baked good", whether or love your children or not. It's pee, not perfume! :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michael Lohan
    Strip No. 5 may be the closest thing to perfection ever. Ever. There are no words. #judgejudymichaellohan
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    I don't know what I'm more grossed out by- Karl Rove flirting or someone interpreting flirting as respect. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: I'm not grossed out by any of it. Cousin Eddie is trying to name drop Karl Rove? Score one for the classy liberals! #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Let's see if SJP likes the smell of baby diapers when those kids are eating table food. They go from baked goods to hot shit. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: My thought exactly. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: @quickqueenof: Eh, she's had a child before. I'm sure she knows.
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: That's it, I've found the title for my autobiography! #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @Superrrdupa: You're kidding, right? You don't think SJP actually changed James Wilkie's nappies, do you? #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: Well she's commenting on changing her current childrens' diapers so... yeah, I do. Not all of them, but at least some of them. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @kookla: Her quote makes me think of "You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand." "What?" #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    So that's what happened to Freddie Prinze Jr.

    Also, SMG? Listen. There are lots of "selfless" things a person can do. One can volunteer their time to helping others, advocating for a worthy cause, donating money to charity, or choosing to live in a socially-aware way. Having a child can also be one of them. Seriously, I'm glad you're happy, I wish you lots of happiness and love and all that good stuff, but having a baby =/= selfless. Having a baby = having a baby. Lots of people have kids and don't become selfless.

    I shouldn't even post this comment - it feels really mean and self-centered, but it just pisses me off when people have kids, and then tell me how awesome they are for it. People donate time, love and goodness in all sorts of ways. You don't have to be a parent to be selfless, and you don't have to be selfless to be a parent. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @boxspelunker: I believe you do have to be selfless, in some ways, to have a kid and raise it. But on the other hand, in some ways, you have to be selfish. So yah, in this overpopulated world of ours, I am not going to praise the choice to have children.

    I love SMG but that comment bothered me. Even just the idea of her saying that people aren't capable of being good parents in their 20's. You might have not have been but others are capable of that - we all grow at different rates. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @boxspelunker: Yes! And some people make very good, selfless parents even when they're in their twenties! If you're the kind of person who steps up to the plate you'll probably do it just as well in your twenties as in your thirties or beyond.

    Good for her, she's happy with the choices she made. That's really wonderful. But I wish she didn't have to imply that people making different choices aren't as perfect as her. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @Elaken: I agree with your second point, I had a kid in my 20's and one in my 30's and yes, people do grow at different rates. People who want kids should have them when they're ready. I know many people in their late 30's, early 40's and they will never be ready and I know some parents in their 20's who are doing just fine. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @Elaken: I can't bear it when people who have been parents for all of, ooh, five minutes, start sharing their 'wisdom' with the world. I'm glad they're happy but, seriously, they know fuck-all.

    As for the age thing... I've been a young mother and an older mother - had my first kid in my early 20s and my last kid in my late 30s. There are pros and cons to both, and a good parent works with what they've got. Yeah, I was more patient as an older mother but I had a lot more energy as a younger mother. I'm more stable now, I was more adventurous then. Different, not better. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @boxspelunker: and if you grew the thing in your own stomach using your own dna and body materials, it isn't really selfless anyway, as it's just a continuation of your own damn self. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @Elaken: I think to be a good parent, a certain amount of selflessness and selfishness is needed (in the appropriate amounts and times, of course!). But the act of being a parent alone is not selflessness nor does it necessarily create selflessness. That's really what I take issue with. I know lots of kindof crappy parents, who talk big talk about how magical, wonderful and selfless being a parent is, when they are unwilling to make very many sacrifices for their child. Maybe that's why it burns my butt so much? :)

    @AnotherJenn: This is also true! Some 2o-somethings are great parents. I just didn't like how condescending it sounded, I guess.

    @metalkate: In a way, having a baby is completely unmiraculous - it happens every day, around the world, it is needed for the continuation of the species, etc., etc. I know when it happens on a micro level, it's totally different, but I hate it when parents act like they are the only ones ever who have experienced such a thing. It's like, on a macro level, this is nothing. Don't start lecturing people just yet. :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Don and Rachel are my OTP. But so are Don and Betty. I'm conflicted. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Michael Lohan is a huge douche, but I kind of love the idea of God looking down on Hollywood and deciding who will be smote with a role in 'Labor Pains' and who will be spared. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @NellMood: And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
    And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
    For unto you is given this day in the city of Los Angeles a Stinker, which is Labor Pains, the movie.
    -Luke 2:9-11 #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @rodmanstreet: Praise be the lord. Amen. #sarahjessicaparker
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