BLESSED BE. It's finally here, the moment you've been waiting your whole life for: Lindsay Lohan will be penning a memoir about her life and times. Ladies and gentleman, we have an early contender for the Best Book of the Decade (sorry, Kendall and Kylie Jenner's dystopian young adult novel
Lindsay Lohan visited The Tonight Show on Thursday night to play the weirdest card game I have ever seen in my life.
Lindsay Lohan's long-awaited (and very creatively titled) eight-part series
Here is a video of Lindsay Lohan singing "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks... at New York Republican Party Finance Committee chairman Matthew Mellon's 5oth birthday party. She sounds really good (I say this as a big fan of "Confessions of a Broken Heart")!
Miley Cyrus's W interview is online now, and it's — um, well, it's interesting. Ronan Farrow, who conducted the interview, calls her "Molly Bloom… for the Instagram set," so there's that. In one photo, approximately one-third of one nipple is showing, which is the tamest provocation in recorded history to likely rile up…
Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon…
The March cover of W has leaked, and it features Miley Cyrus lounging on a bed, probably unable to move her forearms because they are so encumbered with diamonds.
America's Most Important Baby Blue Ivy turned two yesterday, a fact you surely kept in mind as you adorned the celebrity baby altar you keep in the back of your apartment. And O! what fun was had.
Ultimate Cool Mom Madonna posted an Instagram photo of her 13-year-old son Rocco & friends clutching bottles of vodka with the caption, "The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014." As is their wont, the "fans" commenting on social media have gone absolutely batshit in response. What a very effective thing to do — because, if …
Chris Pine costarred opposite Lindsay Lohan in 2006's Just My Luck (A CLASSIC) and he described working with Lohan at the apex of her popularity as "like being around the Beatles."
Lindsay Lohan, your favorite movie star who no longer does movies (after Christian Slater, obviously), is now doing books. Apparently, several publishers are really interested in a book project Lindz started working on in rehab — a YA series about a young paleontologist who finds a portal in the Natural History Museum…
Since startup titles have lost their meaning
Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's favorite celebration of famous folks turning the cameras on themselves. This week: Cameron Diaz has Hannigan hair, Nicole Richie bumps into someone she knows, Selena Gomez thinks you are awesome, Drake makes you breakfast and Katy Perry gets crafty. Celebrity Instagrams,…
Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world
Hello and welcome to Selfie Loathing, your Vanity Smurf k-hole sextravaganza. This week: Darren Criss makes an amazing Jareth; Jennifer Lopez is a doll; Dina Lohan is a pot of gold and Kelly Osbourne makes us cringe. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
Justin Bieber was filmed taking a well-deserved rest from this Terror Tour of South America. In the video, you see the Ambassador of "Swaggy" slumbering on a futon; the camera then pans to a woman who is grinning with the glee of one thousand grins. She blows a kiss to the singingest dance-boy and then exits the room.
Extremely beautiful singer with the voice of a very soulful angel Ariana Grande was in Complex magazine, talking about being haunted by a demon after visiting Stull Cemetery, which is known as one of the seven gates to hell on Earth ("the Pope won't fly over it"). Demon-haunting is something celebrities should talk about …
Lindsay Lohan has become a regular at a LES karaoke joint; good for her? I was always a fan of "Confessions of a Broken Heart."
TGIF! Congrats on making it through yet another week. While you were spending your days staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning their smartphones on themselves. Here's what the stars did with their days this week. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two),…
