Here's Lindsay Lohan Playing a Spoiled, Flakey Bride on 2 Broke Girls
Don't call it a comeback: She's been here for years. And look, she's working: Last night Lindsay Lohan was the guest star on the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls.
The Lindsay Lohan Trifecta: Dina, Denial and Some Coked-Up Russians
The penultimate episode of Lindsay featured all the classic elements of "the Lohan suite"—a little bit of Dina, some familial finger-pointing, 7 am coke jaw, pathological tardiness and lack of professional commitment. It was enough to push an Elle editor—who forgot she was still wearing her mic pack—over the edge.
Johnny Depp to Testify in Bizarre Murder Trial
In 2009 Nancy Lekon was arrested for hitting and dragging a pedestrian for over half a mile in L.A.'s skid row district. At the time of her arrest she pled guilty by reason of insanity. Now, Johnny Depp has been served with papers and is being asked to testify in her trial.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Admits to Relapsing
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Yes, Lindsay Lohan's flakiness, pathological tardiness, and refusal to adhere to a shooting schedule—all of which have become the meat of her docu-series—makes her look totally unprofessional and a risky hire for potential producers. But the real reason why Lindsay is the final nail in the coffin of her career is that …
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Lindsay Lohan Scorned
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The established formula of each episode of Lindsay—Lohan's docu-seris airing on OWN—is that she encounters an obstacle in her life, and instead of taking steps to remove it, she stands there and makes excuses for why she can't. In last night's installment, she's confronted with her stalled acting career, which she…
Check Out These Gifs Of Celebs Who Make the Same Face in Every Photo
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I'm pretty sure that celebrities who have to take a million (estimated) pictures have probably perfected their expressions, but it's cool to see what it looks like when all the photos are linked together creating a gif collage (is this a thing or did I just make it up?) of the same expression against different…
Lindsay Lohan Expertly Avoids Talking About Her Fuck List on Ellen
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Lindsay will be on The Ellen Degeneres Show on March 31, but clips of the entire interview were already released online. In it, the actress—who wore a sleeveless top despite some painful-looking large bruises and welts on her arms—talks about her current relationship with Oprah, which appeared strained on the most…
This Is the Best Acting Lindsay Lohan Has Ever Done
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In a segment for Fuse's Billy on the Street, host Billy Eichner and Lindsay Lohan use sledgehammers to destroy a car that's decorated with large stickers of the cast of How I Met Your Mother. As she smashes Alyson Hannigan's and Jason Segel's faces in, Lindsay screams her frustrations with the Hollywood system while…
Watch Oprah Bitch About Being Fed Up With Lindsay Lohan
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A brilliant move by the documentary team behind Lindsay is that they filmed Oprah's reaction as she got briefed on the progress of the docu-series. The news was not good: Lindsay was being difficult, refusing to film and holding the entire production hostage. Oprah sucked on her cheeks before saying she would rather…
Is the Bruise on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Horse!? YOU DECIDE!
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So...are we there? Is this it? Have we reached it? Is analyzing the shape of Miley Cyrus's butt bruise the nadir (OR APEX) of absolutely bonkers auto-proctological online Miley reportage? I'm not sure. I THINK WE CAN GO EVEN DEEPER, GUYS. I BELIEVE IN US. Personally, I don't see the horse thing—I think the bruise looks …
Let's Just Stop With the Contouring Already
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Sure, love is a battlefield, but makeup isn't supposed to look like war paint. Still, women are drawing stripes all over their faces and taking liberties with bronzer in an attempt to create some kind of illusion—but they simply can't escape the cold hard reality that they look like fucking idiots.
This Week in Tabloids: More Famous Guys From Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the new issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Us. Together we endure the creepy-crawly feeling that comes from reading these mags. This week: A reconciliation for Khloe and Lamar; a fetus for Jennifer Aniston;…
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An enterprising angel at Buzzfeed has created a series of .gifs depicting the exact moment that Zac Efron learned about Lindsay Lohan's Celebrity Sexual Conquest List, which he was on (although his name was spelled "Zack Effron"). A picture is worth 1,000 words, but a .gif is worth unknown multitudes.
Just How Broke Is Lindsay Lohan?
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Just two episodes into Lindsay it's apparent that the troubled actress needed the OWN reality series for more than just to relaunch her career. She's seemingly flat broke and the production company behind her show had to come through with checks for her rent, security deposit and broker's fee. The money was an advance …
Beth Behrs of Two Broke Girls Says Lindsay Lohan Was a Delight on Set
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Contradicting rumors that Lindsay Lohan's guest appearance on Two Broke Girls was a complete trainwreck, star Beth Behrs came to Lohan's defense, tweeting this afternoon that the story "isn't true." Lohan, Behrs says, was "kind to everyone, professional, and knew her shit."
What About Lindsay Lohan's To-Fuck List?
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We now know who Lindsay Lohan may or may not have fucked in Hollywood, but how about future conquests?
This Week in Tabloids: Lindsay Lohan's List of Dudes She Had Sex With
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and together we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't have to. This week: Prince Harry is on the verge of proposing to Cressida Bonas; a green juice diet has turned Kristen Stewart into a "raging witch"; and Lindsay Lohan made a…
The 12 Steps of Watching Lindsay Lohan's Chaotic New Reality Show
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Lindsay was supposed to be her redemption song, but it's unlikely that Lindsay Lohan can carry the tune. It was apparent very early on in last night's premiere of the OWN docu-series—particularly when she was shown ditching her AA meetings within days of leaving her sixth stint in rehab—that Lindsay is not doing her…
At Long Last, Lindsay Lohan Has a $1 Million Book Deal
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BLESSED BE. It's finally here, the moment you've been waiting your whole life for: Lindsay Lohan will be penning a memoir about her life and times. Ladies and gentleman, we have an early contender for the Best Book of the Decade (sorry, Kendall and Kylie Jenner's dystopian young adult novel, you'll have to settle for…
Watch Lindsay Lohan Get Water Thrown in Her Face By Jimmy Fallon
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Lindsay Lohan visited The Tonight Show on Thursday night to play the weirdest card game I have ever seen in my life.