LiLo has been having a HELL of a time recently—first she gets a rare mosquito-borne virus while on a super reasonably-timed vacation to Bora Bora, then TMZ, like, tells everyone that she won't finish her community service hours in time for her court date, which is totally unfair because 120 hours is 100% doable…
The mosquitos have won. They've ruined the outdoors. They've ruined lives. And now they're targeting Lindsay Lohan, not just through sickness, but with jail time.
Lindsay Lohan, the little engine we keep hoping will but never does, is back with another business venture. She's been in a lot of car accidents over the years, so now she's giving back by reminding others to stay safe on the road and wait this comes with a paycheck, right, guys? She's just here for a paycheck.
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The allure of paying real money to pretend to be a celebrity in a mobile game might be wearing off.
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Via Page Six: Lindsay Lohan would like everyone to know that she is feeling #positive and #blessed after contracting the Chikungunya virus on vacation in French Polynesia.
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The latest installment in Into the Gloss's wonderful Top Shelf series features Lindsay Lohan, lots of photos of Lohan's artfully set-decorated room (hotel room, probs) in London (check the Polaroid of her and Terry Richardson, the unopened bottle of mouthwash, and the toothbrush next to her razor in the shower), as…
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As expected, Kevin Hart is not thrilled at being called a whore by a Sony executive and his response was a resounding "go fuck yourself."
For their annual reunion issue, Entertainment Weekly rounded up several of the key players from the 2004 classic Mean Girls and what did the Plastics (now 10 years older) divulge? Stories of fake nipples, real-life feuds with Hillary Duff and where their characters would be now.
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Very important breaking closet-related news! Lindsay Lohan and her brother Michael Lohan, Jr. are being sued for $60 million, by a former business partner who claims they stole a virtual closet app.
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With all the shocking news that's come out about Mama June lately, it's kind of hard to be surprised by the latest nugget of information that's found itself out of the bleak and awful mess that is Mama June getting back together with her daughter's molester, but here it is anyway: This isn't June's first time at the…
Russell Brand, a full time Victorian sex ghost and sometimes actor, has a lot of interesting thoughts about a lot of interesting things, including the institution of marriage and his ex-wife Katy Perry.
For those of you keeping track at home, Oprah is not giving up on Lindsay Lohan. Yesterday, Oprah went to go watch Lindsay perform in 'Speed the Plow,' and apparently Lupita Nyong'o was there as well. Huh.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan needs our help, Jessica Williams dispenses brilliance and I thiiiink Justin Timberlake has a new favorite movie.
During a clip for an upcoming episode of Oprah's 7,000th series about celebrities, Where Are They Now?, the artist formerly known as That's So Raven told Oprah that she stayed out of trouble as a child star because she didn't ask for attention when there was already a spotlight on her. Besides being true, was this…
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Between the period of October 2011 and March 2012, Lindsay Lohan completed 120 hours of community service at the LA County Morgue, which was part of her shoplifting sentence. She was supposed to be doing menial tasks like mopping, and emptying trash bins, and washing sheets, but she now states she handled Whitney…
Holy shit it's the domestic sorceress shitshow-showdown we have all been waiting for. Martha Stewart the original lifestyle guru straight up called out Gwyneth Paltrow. This is gonna be good.
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Lindsay Lohan is working on her memoir. It will reportedly be a trilogy. Lohan is 28 years old.
Welcome to the world, baby number two!
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Lindsay Lohan will make her stage debut this September in a London production of David Mamet's satirical drama Speed-the-Plow.
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Just in case you haven't already consumed all things Orange Is The New Black, Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police team dissected the series' fun-filled career day. Ahoy, there are Lindsay Lohan jokes ahead.
