Woman Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping Starred In Porn
Tati Neves, the woman who shot the video of Sleepy Time Jusing Beiber seen around the world
Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week
Hello and welcome to Selfie Loathing, your Vanity Smurf k-hole sextravaganza. This week: Darren Criss makes an amazing Jareth; Jennifer Lopez is a doll; Dina Lohan is a pot of gold and Kelly Osbourne makes us cringe. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
Slumbering Justin Bieber Filmed by South American Mystery Lady
Justin Bieber was filmed taking a well-deserved rest from this Terror Tour of South America. In the video, you see the Ambassador of "Swaggy" slumbering on a futon; the camera then pans to a woman who is grinning with the glee of one thousand grins. She blows a kiss to the singingest dance-boy and then exits the room.
Ariana Grande Had an Absolutely Terrifying Encounter with a Demon
Extremely beautiful singer with the voice of a very soulful angel Ariana Grande was in Complex magazine, talking about being haunted by a demon after visiting Stull Cemetery, which is known as one of the seven gates to hell on Earth ("the Pope won't fly over it"). Demon-haunting is something celebrities should talk…
Sober Lindsay Lohan Stays Up All Night Smoking, Singing Karaoke
Lindsay Lohan has become a regular at a LES karaoke joint; good for her? I was always a fan of "Confessions of a Broken Heart."
Selfie Loathing: What Celebrites Did on Instagram This Week
TGIF! Congrats on making it through yet another week. While you were spending your days staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning their smartphones on themselves. Here's what the stars did with their days this week. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two),…
Britney Got a Digital Slimdown to Look Skinny in 'Work Bitch' Video
Britney Spears looks lean of thigh and flat of abs in the video for "Work Bitch," but rumor has it she got the digital slimdown. Better living through technology. Airbrushing ahoy!
Eva Longoria Does Not Have Baby Fever Thank You Very Much
Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation Station, she revealed in an interview:
Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids
The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises…
Bank Forecloses on Dina Lohan's Home… Again
Dina Lohan isn't having a great September. It turns out that just before she was popped for a DUI
Lindsay Lohan 'Wasn't Surprised' by Dina's Drunk Driving Arrest
According to a source VERY VERY CLOSE to Lindsay Lohan (her butt, lol), Lindsay wasn't surprised at all by mom Dina's DUI arrest. Lindsay also thinks that Dina is a "bad influence" and has had limited contact with her since entering rehab.
Dina Lohan Arrested for Driving While Completely Wasted
Dina Lohan's blood alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit, which would've been fine if she she hadn't been barreling through Long Island in her Beemer at 77 MPH. She was arrested and now the family almost has enough mugshots between them to market a novelty set of playing cards (that I would buy).
World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their Feud to TV
Did you for one second think that we didn't live in a bizarro circus world where the less-famous parents of very famous people go on television to accuse each other of exhibiting violent behavior and being addicted to cocaine? Well, that's your mistake because as it turns out, that is the exact bizarro circus world…
Lena Dunham Used to Look in the Mirror and Say 'I'm Just So Beautiful'
In a mega-glam cover interview, Lena Dunham told Marie Claire UK that she's confident about her body. U guise know that?
Diane Keaton Wants to Share Photos of Beautiful Men with You
In today's Tweet Beat, Diane Keaton went on a streak of male appreciation, Lindsay Lohan "flaked" on Bret Easton Ellis and Metta World Peace was full of so much fascinating information, it was hard to decide which was the most enlightening.
Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs
Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing it, …
Does Anyone Believe Lindsay Lohan Snorted Coke Only 10 Times?
Last night Lindsay Lohan made the 13th step in her road to recovery: a sit-down with Oprah. Naturally, with this being her sixth stint in rehab in as many years, it's going to be a tougher sell to convince people that this time is different—especially when she's claiming that she's only used cocaine "10 or 15 times."
Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Hard Labor
A judge reinstated Chris Brown's probation today, and sentenced the singer (former singer?) to 1000 hours of labor—stuff like graffiti removal and highway work.
Beyoncé Hair Update: The Pixie Is Out and The Bob Is In
Just one week after chopping off all her hair and giving everyone — even straight dudes! Even my dad! — an arrhythmia, Beyoncé's back on the extensions. The Pixie has disappeared in favor of an asymmetrical blond Bobyoncé (with the help of extensions, obviously), which she wore out to dinner in Miami with Jay Z. He…
Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest
Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this.
Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith
Are you still watching Grey's Anatomy? If so, sorry, brah — Sandra Oh is bailing after 10 seasons as lovable control freak Dr. Cristina Yang. Bailing GRACEFULLY. Ahem, Katherine Heigl. Says Oh:
Kanye Pitches Baby Photos To Vogue, Anna Wintour's Like 'As If'
Kanye West's latest pipe dream is to reveal North's first baby photos in American Vogue. While 'Ye certainly has a better ratio of pipe dreams-turned-reality than the average person, it doesn't sound like it's gonna happen because Nuclear Wintour don't roll that way.
Today in Do Not Want: Pix of Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar
While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now, it's all over. I have seen Culo del Beebo, and so will you. These photos were taken at Thanksgiving at his grandma's house in Toronto, where he serenaded her, naked, with an acoustic guitar. Because…
Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.
Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night
Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis?…
OMFG Beyoncé Just Cut Off All Her Hair.
Holy motherfuckin' cow. Beyoncé posted her NEW BLONDE PIXIE CUT on Instagram late last night, while we were all sleeping or making fierce, yet tender love or watching the last episode of Frasier — and the Internet has become a house divided.
Where Was Lindsay Lohan at The Canyons Premiere?
"Lindsay Lohan is the star of the film, but she was a no-show at the Los Angeles premiere of The Canyons," proclaimed the Daily Mail proudly on Wednesday. "So in her absence, her co-star Tenille Houston made sure all eyes were on her with a racy outfit choice." While Tenilee Houston's cleavage is "ample" and stunning, what's …
Queen Beyoncé Biked to Brooklyn for Her Concert Like a Pleb
Before her last show at the Barclay's Center, Yoncy gave her driver the day off and biked from the modest Tribeca home she shares with mild-mannered car insurance salesman Jay Z all the way across the Brooklyn Bridge to the venue. She also Instagrammed it because otherwise it didn't happen:
Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Son Nearly Drowns in Pool
In case you haven't heard, Usher's 5-year-old son with ex-wife Tameka Foster is in Intensive Care after he nearly drowned when he got his arm stuck in a pool drain. The whole thing is entirely awful in every way. Now, Foster (who currently has limited custodial rights, and who tragically lost her 11-year-old son Kile…
Lindsay Lohan Joked About Rehab and Sam Ronson on Chelsea Lately
Last night's Chelsea Lately swapped a vodka-soaked host for a dried out one as Lindsay Lohan, fresh from rehab and promoting The Canyons (which Lindy West loved