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Good news/bad news here, folks. First up, the good news. You are getting a Flowers in the Attic sequel. It's called Petals on the Wind (which you knew because you are staring at your perfectly arranged set of V.C. Andrews books on your self right now). Now the bad news: Kiernan Shipka won't be back. Sorry; she's too…

Lifetime movies are such a pop cultural touchstone that when you describe something as Lifetime movie-ish, people immediately know what you're talking about: a melodramatic situation involving a woman wronged (often maimed) and her subsequent redemption. Anyone who has ever seen and secretly enjoyed a Lifetime movie…