We Watched Flowers in the Attic So You Didn't Have To

» 1/21/14 3:20pm 1/21/14 3:20pm

It is a truth often told that "Flowers in the Attic" is the most important book ever written for women, at least for women currently in their 30s and 40s. 56-year-old V.C. Andrews gave us so much in this campy, insane tome. And somehow, a creepy book about being locked in an attic and making sex with your brother has… » 1/21/14 3:20pm 1/21/14 3:20pm

Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Movie Looks Deliciously Bad in First Trailer

Here's the first teaser for Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Took an Ax, starring your favorite actress (correction: your favorite actress who starred in Casper), Christina Ricci. The trailer, which is mostly a lot of fast cuts, axe thudding sounds and shots of Ricci's beautiful, giant doll eyes as they widen in horror, looks … » 12/16/13 2:00pm 12/16/13 2:00pm

Christina Ricci Is Going to Be Awesome in Lifetime's Lizzie Borden…

» 11/18/13 3:10pm 11/18/13 3:10pm

Between Witches of East End and the Donatella Versace and Anna Nicole Smith biopics, Lifetime is THE television channel for fun, campy programming about fascinating/batshit women. Now the network is continuing that streak by releasing the poster for their movie about Massachusetts' best cultural export, Lizzie Borden. … » 11/18/13 3:10pm 11/18/13 3:10pm

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

This weekend, we were all invited to witness the most high-fashion and glamorous event of a generation when Lifetime (Television for Women) aired its most recent opus/original movie House of Versace, starring Gina Gershon. House of Versace had everything — wigs, questionable accents, smashed wine glasses, tacky fashion … » 10/07/13 1:50pm 10/07/13 1:50pm

Here Are Druggy Highlights of Gina Gershon's Donatella Versace Biopic

Lifetime's House of Versace aired last night, and it was excellent to see Gina Gershon in her old thematic stomping ground of playing a coked-up lady boss set on making everyone's lives miserable. Though critically savaged, I'd wager that Gershon's alternately groggy and raving portrayal of Donatella Versace (complete… » 10/06/13 1:56pm 10/06/13 1:56pm

Gina Gershon's Donatella Versace Impression Is Amazeovaries

Lifetime movies are hit and miss — Liz and Dick was not even campy enough to be a trainwreck — but we're pretty damn excited for Gina Gershon in House of Versace. "If you're going to put me on a leash, it better be diamond-studded or you can kiss my —." Word. What she said. » 9/24/13 3:30pm 9/24/13 3:30pm

'Anna Nicole' Lifetime Movie Is, Like Her Life, a Sad Mess You'll Love

Anna Nicole is a cheap, trashy, melodramatic Lifetime original movie that's at times so absurd you can't help but laugh—which perfectly evinces the campy essence of Anna Nicole Smith. Telling the late model's story through tone is genius and director Mary Harron is on to some next-level biopic shit. » 6/29/13 3:00pm 6/29/13 3:00pm

Here Are Highlights From Lifetime's Ridiculous Jodi Arias Movie

Last night, Lifetime aired the quickie cash-in TV-movie version of Jodi Arias' saga that resulted in the murder of her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Travis Alexander. Perfectly overacted, Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret featured Nomi Malone-sized breakdowns, a blowjob-to-Mormon-baptism transition, the line "I feel like… » 6/23/13 12:00pm 6/23/13 12:00pm

Here's the Trailer for the Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime Biopic

Lifetime—the network that has an inherent, unmatched understanding of modern camp—is releasing The Anna Nicole Story as its next original movie, directed by feminist filmmaker Mary Harron, and starring Agnus Bruckner as Anna Nicole Smith, Adam Goldberg as Howard K. Stern, Virginia Madsen as Virgie Arthur, and Martin… » 6/04/13 11:20am 6/04/13 11:20am

The Good News and the Bad News About the New Cleopatra TV Series

Certain dead people have the dubious honor of being resuscitated over and over again for entertainment purposes: Marilyn Monroe, Jesus, Lincoln. And Cleopatra, the last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt. Her tale has been told by luminaries like Shakespeare and Liz Taylor, and now there's a four-hour miniseries in the works. » 2/15/13 6:00pm 2/15/13 6:00pm

Lifetime's New Bra-Fitting Reality Show Is, Dare We Say, Uplifting

Lifetime has just premiered Double Divas, a new reality series that follows Atlanta-based bra fitters Cynthia and Molly, and, surprisingly, the show has its fair share of touching moments (there are some ridiculous moments in there, too, so don't you worry). As the majority of women know, the search for the right bra… » 1/11/13 9:30am 1/11/13 9:30am

Important Question: Is Jewel Playing June Carter Cash or Not?

Remember when Alaskan songbird Jewel was set to portray June Carter Cash in The June Carter Cash Story, a Lifetime original movie based on John Carter Cash's memoir Anchored in Love: An Intimate Portrait of June Carter Cash? Neither do I, WTF WORLD? But here's a screenshot from the movie. I've been searching but I… » 11/27/12 10:45pm 11/27/12 10:45pm

Lindsay Lohan's Costumes in Liz & Dick: The Good, Bad and the Very Ugly

We considered reviewing Liz & Dick, but it was just so incredibly bad: Lindsay has zero sparkle, charisma or pizazz in front of the camera; there's absolutely no light in her eyes. The script was horrendous, the music didn't work, the casting — Creed from The Office? Steve from Sex and the City? — was just confusing.… » 11/26/12 1:30pm 11/26/12 1:30pm