Tori Spelling's Reality Show Ends With Producers Fabricating Tweets

After getting off to a bumpy start, True Tori never managed to fully convince people of its authenticity. So perhaps it's fitting that last night's "reunion" episode rang just as false as the rest of the season, with a little bit of staged drama, fake viewer-submitted questions from nonexistent Twitter accounts and… » 6/04/14 2:20pm 6/04/14 2:20pm

Nuns Are So Hot Right Now They're Getting Their Own Reality Show

Lifetime has green-lit a reality show about five young women living in a Catholic convent, who are trying to decide whether or not to become nuns 4 life. Titled The Sisterhood, the show is the brainchild of Hot Snakes Productions, who are also behind the painfully fake and boring Breaking Amish. Hopefully the nuns… » 4/24/14 7:00pm 4/24/14 7:00pm

We Watched Flowers in the Attic So You Didn't Have To

It is a truth often told that "Flowers in the Attic" is the most important book ever written for women, at least for women currently in their 30s and 40s. 56-year-old V.C. Andrews gave us so much in this campy, insane tome. And somehow, a creepy book about being locked in an attic and making sex with your brother has… » 1/21/14 3:20pm 1/21/14 3:20pm

Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Movie Looks Deliciously Bad in First Trailer

Here's the first teaser for Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Took an Ax, starring your favorite actress (correction: your favorite actress who starred in Casper), Christina Ricci. The trailer, which is mostly a lot of fast cuts, axe thudding sounds and shots of Ricci's beautiful, giant doll eyes as they widen in horror,… » 12/16/13 2:00pm 12/16/13 2:00pm

Christina Ricci Is Going to Be Awesome in Lifetime's Lizzie Borden…

Between Witches of East End and the Donatella Versace and Anna Nicole Smith biopics, Lifetime is THE television channel for fun, campy programming about fascinating/batshit women. Now the network is continuing that streak by releasing the poster for their movie about Massachusetts' best cultural export, Lizzie Borden.… » 11/18/13 3:10pm 11/18/13 3:10pm

Here's Your Cocaine-and-Booze-Fueled Gif Recap of House of Versace

This weekend, we were all invited to witness the most high-fashion and glamorous event of a generation when Lifetime (Television for Women) aired its most recent opus/original movie House of Versace, starring Gina Gershon. House of Versace had everything — wigs, questionable accents, smashed wine glasses, tacky… » 10/07/13 1:50pm 10/07/13 1:50pm

Here Are Druggy Highlights of Gina Gershon's Donatella Versace Biopic

Lifetime's House of Versace aired last night, and it was excellent to see Gina Gershon in her old thematic stomping ground of playing a coked-up lady boss set on making everyone's lives miserable. Though critically savaged, I'd wager that Gershon's alternately groggy and raving portrayal of Donatella Versace… » 10/06/13 1:56pm 10/06/13 1:56pm

'Anna Nicole' Lifetime Movie Is, Like Her Life, a Sad Mess You'll Love

Anna Nicole is a cheap, trashy, melodramatic Lifetime original movie that's at times so absurd you can't help but laugh—which perfectly evinces the campy essence of Anna Nicole Smith. Telling the late model's story through tone is genius and director Mary Harron is on to some next-level biopic shit. » 6/29/13 3:00pm 6/29/13 3:00pm

Here Are Highlights From Lifetime's Ridiculous Jodi Arias Movie

Last night, Lifetime aired the quickie cash-in TV-movie version of Jodi Arias' saga that resulted in the murder of her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Travis Alexander. Perfectly overacted, Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret featured Nomi Malone-sized breakdowns, a blowjob-to-Mormon-baptism transition, the line "I feel… » 6/23/13 12:00pm 6/23/13 12:00pm