Sorry, Jerks: Forever 21 Pulls Ayn Rand Muscle Shirt From Online Store

Forever 21 is owned by a family of mental gymnasts who have found away to marry the "our purpose as humans is to give of ourselves to those in need in emulation of Christ" philosophy of Christianity with the "fuck you, pay me" ethos of conservatism. The fast fashion chain most recently advertised its top brass's… » 10/10/13 3:50pm 10/10/13 3:50pm

Dastardly Senator Tries to Sneak 'Personhood' Clause into Flood Bill

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has crowned himself this week's King of WTF by attempting to pull a fast one on the American people— he inserted a "Personhood" clause into a totally unrelated bill about flood insurance that would have declared that life begins at conception and that your uterus is officially his… » 6/26/12 5:00pm 6/26/12 5:00pm

Ron Paul Not A Bigot, Just A Chronically Uncool Dude Who Hates Spanish Speakers

Now that everyone's talking about those racist newsletters Ron Paul sent around in the 1990's, people are starting to wonder if perhaps the guy who sounds like he has a lot of negative thoughts about black people might be a little bit racist. Not true, says a former longtime staffer of the Presidential candidate; Ron… » 12/27/11 5:00pm 12/27/11 5:00pm

New Rule: If You're Going To Write Stupid, Pretend To Be Pretty

Michael Duff (not pictured) writes in the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal » 10/17/08 2:00pm 10/17/08 2:00pm about his "favorite Internet hoax," when the dude on the right borrowed a picture of the Russian mail-order bride on the left to increase the popularity of his libertarian website. He started interspersing his libertarian rantings with stories of…